What in the goddamn

aquarius :/ any pronouns | 18+ only please

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[gaytanic-panic]

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[cuntylestat]

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[dmtruther]

I really love Jacob Anderson

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[wetheurban]

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

[sobcat]

[joycomplexx]

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

[despazito]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[funstyle]

Wait this is so gay sex this is so gender coded. So asf cunty. Hello queer? Faggot alert!!! Is anyone getting lgbt vibes. Omg its giving autism. Tboy swag detected *_* STOP this is so fruity?? Service toppp <3 I need her to stomp on me. Hate crime incominggg what the chile? Puts you in my mouth :3 Literally 9/11. Intrigued by their bisexual fagsbian bottom aura. Screaming these straight men r so dykeeyyyy!!! If i speak... CHAT I need to penetrate this gilf king. Stopp babygirl youre so discord kitten . Okay r/egg..... 0_0 Stares at you with my big neurospicy eyes. Im gonna say something homophobic! Not me schizo posting omg. I know she pegs him neurodivergently. Praise kink much? Theres something so undiagnosed hereee!!! Fat non binary milkers and some agender rizz. I know what you are. Bites them. Need to see her in a carrrrr accident (sexual!). Touching grass isnt enough i feel like i need to go on a walk for the rest of my fucking life

[funstyle]

someone reblogging this out of nowhere is like stepping on a landmine i planted myself

[dogpuppy]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Eraserhead Baby (0 y.o.)

[fadeintoyou1993]

someday you will ache like i ache

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]