HEARTBREAKER

Your name is Hearts Boxcars, and you're actually a cannibal. M!A: None

[cannibalcardiac]

[Hello followers! This blog will be settling into a sort of indefinite hiatus for a while, not that I've been on him much at all, haha. I'll be on some of my other accounts, and Skype if you need me. Thanks for understanding!]

[cannibalcardiac]

I'm so fuckin' bored I'm thinkin' about goin'a bed.

[cannibalcardiac]

+sixpinsdie

[sixpinsdie]

I am not a coward.

[cannibalcardiac]

Believe dat when I see it, tiny.

[sixpinsdie]

Well I’m not going to willingly confront you, I’m no moron.

[cannibalcardiac]

Smart coward.

[cannibalcardiac]

+sixpinsdie

[sixpinsdie]

I am not a coward.

[cannibalcardiac]

Believe dat when I see it, tiny.

[adamantinesmoke-deactivated2013]

[private]

It’s a past relationship Boxcars let it go. I don’t need you attempting to find my damp underside and playing therapist.

Alright, fine pick a place. 

[cannibalcardiac]

[private] Yeah, yeah. Let it go. Take yer own advice, pal.

But I'll drop it. One'a ours should do, I gotta check on da security fellas down at our little spot on Forest anyhow. Heard some'a dem ain't pullin' weight. If ya wanna watch me pulp a guy.

[adamantinesmoke-deactivated2013]

[private] I’m fine. 

[cannibalcardiac]

[private] It ain't healthy keepin' all dat shit locked up, Diamonds. But if yous don't wanna talk about it, we could kill time at da range instead. Or grab some decent hooch.

[adamantinesmoke-deactivated2013]

Do you two mind?

[cannibalcardiac]

[private] You alright?

[daivata-deactivated20161126]

i think his old beau that skinny fucker and him had a piss fest the other day

ill be back afore slick is so gimme a day or two maybe three its gorgeous down here and the views beyond compare

[cannibalcardiac]

Ah yeah, da Inspector? Could be it. Shit, I'm a bit 'shamed o' myself, I shoulda noticed that.

Bring me somethin', wouldja? Never been. I think I got roots dere, though, if ya go back far 'nough.

[daivata-deactivated20161126]

ehhh guess i shoald come back at some point before daddy gets home

few more days

when is he not a stick in the mud thats practically his job

[cannibalcardiac]

Ghhn. But y'know den dat when I say he's bein' a stick inna mud, it's worse'n usual. Y'gotta imagine what dat's like.

No idea what crawled up his ass n' died but it's sure pissin' on his parade. Could use a face round here dat ain't scowlin'.

[daivata-deactivated20161126]

cannibalcardiac started following you 

[daivata-deactivated20161126]

oh good more family crawlin otter the woodwork while im off planet

[cannibalcardiac]

Heya tadpole. Yous on yer way back any time soon? Droog's a real stick inna mud lately.

[wild-n-sexy]

[cannibalcardiac]

+6000000percentdone

[6000000percentdone-moved]

…… It’s a figure of speech.

There is no actual bag.

I think it means ‘what’s up.’

[cannibalcardiac]

Oh.

Never heard dat before.

[classyprospitianpaint]

How generous of you. Did you need something?

[cannibalcardiac]

[cannibalcardiac]

+sixpinsdie

[cannibalcardiac]

Yeah, heard dat before, pretty redundant.

Pshaw, what a wuss.

[sixpinsdie]

You’re redundant yourself, you’ve been calling me the same thing for a while now…

[cannibalcardiac]

Hey, I ain't creative, I know. But'm right.

[cannibalcardiac]

+sixpinsdie

[sixpinsdie]

Of course it would hurt, what led you to believe it wouldn’t hurt!

Your methods of dealing with things are as barbaric as you. I suppose that’s a little redundant. 

[cannibalcardiac]

Yeah, heard dat before, pretty redundant.

Pshaw, what a wuss.

[classyprospitianpaint]

cannibalcardiac said: As long as ya conduct yerself in a short skirt I ain’t give a damn what colour it is, dollface.

And here I am all out of miniskirts for you to ogle! What a shame!

Can I borrow one of yours?

[cannibalcardiac]

Hahaw.

Dat's fine, dame. You don't gotta wear a skirt. You don't gotta wear nothin' at all.

[octanachronism]

+cannibalcardiac

[octanachronism]

That is what I thought.

[cannibalcardiac]

Damn.