an exploration of consumption @cannibalgirlboss - Tumblr Blog

I need to come clean:

I'm the one who is single handedly consuming all the agave, it's not tequila production, it's solely me.

I am also entirely responsible for all of the plastic in the environment because I refuse to wear leather and wool.

It's my fault that there are monocrops. I know some basic research may convince you that they are predominantly used for animal feed, but that's wrong, it's actually just me demanding unlimited amounts of soy.

I am draining the desert of all its water with my almond milk. I am the only person in the world who drinks it and, again, I know some basic research may tell you that it is actually significantly more water efficient than milk from cows, but that's a lie.

All of the earth's problems originate from my terrible, terrible vegan consumption habits and mine alone. I'm really sorry guys.

Sep 29, 2012 - Archie McPhee is a novelty store selling funny gifts, toys, & novelties. Bigfoot toys, cats, finger monsters, crows, unicorns

pig slicing themself - they want to be slaughtered, right?!

#vegan #happymeat #suicidefood

ah yes, necrophilia with a fish. wonderful! taking bestiality to a whole other level :) very funny!

comparing shooting a leopard to getting a woman to sleep with you - classy. shot in this case means both a bullet and alcohol. in this world, both are trophies to be won.