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18. Hedonist

[prettyliilnett]

𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓻

[deedee-009]

i love you tumblr

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

I love lady fingers in my mouth

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

I think the way I’ll know if I wanna marry someone is if I give them my username to this tumblr account.

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

mixed vodka and rum into one water bottle and chugged

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

“Is my love life any movie directed by Christopher Nolan, because yes…women are involved- but it’s never really about the women. It’s about me.”- Last Episode of Bojack Horseman

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

Avoidant “female larper foid”, b&w misogynistic gym content, Radiohead Listening, Harley Davidson wearing, Dark psychology, studying, Berserk Reading, “I’m literally Batman” son

or

Yearner “silly car :3” I’m scared of women 2hollis listening, Scott Pilgrim loving, Affliction wearing, Modded Ds playing, Chainsaw man reading “I’m literally Shinji” son

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

Do NOT date Jessie pink man unless you wanna die

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

sometimes I rip the shredded beef out of an empanada and pretend I’m a cannibal eating someone’s intestines

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

I just downloaded Letterboxd, which means I’m officially a piece of shit

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

Guys will be like “I’m literally Guts” while having 10 SA Allegations.

you’re Griffith….

[cannibalistic-alchemist]

just chased my birth control with a cotton candy animal cracker confetti slushie from Taco Bell. Life is so good rn….