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liking everyone’s world cup posts as if i have any idea what’s going on or have watched a single match

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

snippybaby

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

animperfectangelsblog

righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 23 hours 12 minutes

#it's one person and he's my husband/father of my child so i better remember it

bugsinpinkcum

ladyothelakes

This season also made me a Cath stan…

She’s orchestrating scenes to turn every woman gay (and succeeding???), she’s reading plot-relevant erotica all night long, she’s picking up a job in the seediest dive you’ve ever seen when she’s supposed to be on holiday, she’s gone to therapy and sharing the sparknotes, she’s showing pictures of a very important dog and nobody cares, she’s a ride or die for her wife and the woman she was afraid her wife was cheating on her with, also she’s probably always right.

I get it now, Cath York you are everything to me.

lindsey graham dead crab rave now

bandtshirt

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

piedude

abandonrun

remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play

curseofsisyphus

As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??

dono-harm-totonystark

believe it or not, we liked that more

thefloralpeach

its worth noting that immediately after these updates that made everything better, we were all angry about it

cuppydogshane

no matter what else happens in the world at least Spock is Gay

sadomiasochasm

Don't jerk off in anger

badassdemonsword

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

knightwithahundredkings

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

homeiswhere-thephobicis

nyancrimew

the median voter

nora-barnacle

cryptidcoffee-woods

@nelyafinwe-fucker

audible-smiles

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.