im a bit crazy rn pls stand by for regular posting

ro ✧ they ✧ 22 ✧ aus

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im the cinephile film snob industry professional your mom told you to watch out for! oooooooh!! watch out!! i’m gonna try to suggest you watch a film with subtitles!!!! im gonna raise my eyebrows when you say you loved the last Marvel! NO ONE SAFE

[cheaphalloweencostume]

IM GONNA FUCK THE MOVIES!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!

[crabussy]

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

[cinnamon-mutt]

it is not Random its to put Emphasis. you noodle

[crabussy]

(obediently) me noodle

[valhalla-dancehall]

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

[noyoucantdonteventry]

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[7dmom]

Are you a person?

Im normal

[7dmom]

Normal happy

[lakevida]

too much rice in my rice cooker come over in a few minutes to take one or two scoops home depending on how many people show up

rsvp

i will be taking some rice off your hands

cant make it tonight sorry

might come thru lmk the vibe

Voting ended on3h

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[anguilliforme]

really big extra-large size moth found on malgana and nhanda country in wa if you even care

[biteybeast]

this is a bunny

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[hirymes]

Jujubee shade is the best shade.

[guerrillatech]

[captain-price-returns]

I love how insane everyone is now.

[captain-price-returns]

Check out this 2001 promotional art for Halo! He's pointing at the lighting that makes the kids gay!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[rambrandt-the-painter]

color is one of those topics that I'd probably get into a fist fight over. Any time someone acts like they figured out an exact method to making a good color scheme my blood boils a little.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

There are things that you need to consider when putting down color but also like color is something that requires intuition as much as scientific knowledge and theory. I'm sorry.

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)