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“Forgive me big brother. I’m going to help a Shinigami…like the one that killed you. But then if you were still alive…and I didn’t help them…you’d scold me wouldn’t you?”

#kukaku tag pending.#kaien tag.#oh sad.....

hisdad·:

❝ useless relative? i’m a captain! i am a peace-maker. tell your brother he’s useless for still not having applied to take over his captain’s rank once he’s dead. …. not that he needs to die anytime soon, m’just saying … ❞ his hand moves into his haori and reveals a huge bottle of booze.

“useless and a liar! i heard from the grapevine you’ve been leaving your dirty work for your subordinates! geez, what a useless uncle. and kaien’s no different either! he hasn’t come over in a minute; so if you see him make sure you let him know i’m just as pissed with him as i am with you!” or so kukaku said. with a grumble, her eyes locked on to the bottle of alcohol. “you get to live for another day i guess.”

#hisdad #i wont tell if you won't tell

hisdad·:

❝ who d’ya think ya talkin’ to. an amateur? ❞

“well look who it is! a useless relative that can’t even write a goddamn letter every once in a while! for you the price is eighteen bottles of booze. and none of the cheap crap!”

#hisdad #kukaku vc: i hope your wallet is ready to run dry

ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵘˢⁱⁿᵉˢˢ. ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵘʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈⁱˢᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ.

#:- )#promo tag.

“if you’re here to bother me you better have some goddamn booze as payment!”

#:- )

incorrctbleach

Kukaku: That febreeze smells like fireball.

Kaien: Yeah, I think non-alcoholics call that cinnamon.

#isms tag.

spiranthesis·:

It was once! Calm down. Where the hell is Ganju?

(And in true Kukaku fashion she sends the end of her foot directly towards her brother’s face.)

-- Don’t tell me to calm down.

Anyways, Ganju’s his own man now. I don’t ask him where he goes so, if he’s not here... he’s probably out.

#don't ask me where though cause idk....#spiranthesis

spiranthesis·:

You can still be head and not proclaim yourself as oldest when I’m right in front of you!

I’ll consider referring to you as the oldest if you stop making comments about my chest.

#otherwise i'm gonna beat you silly with my prosthetic arm #spiranthesis

rei-ban

#imagine being a boss ass bitch.....#kukaku tag pending.

spiranthesis·:

Middle child doesn’t make the rules!

Well this middle child is still the head of the family since someone’s still a well-kept secret. So keep talking, I’ll have you hung from your toes smart ass.

#YOUR SISTER LEARNED A FEW THINGS AFTER YOU DIED :- )#spiranthesis

amissusensis

You were always telling me to get lost!!! You should be grateful for your extended holiday :-)

What kind of stupid uncle shows up and starts spouting nonsense after a long time of being absent?