You Can't Always Make Them Happy

Megan | Winston-Salem, NC | Artist | 18 | Pansexual | Kitten | Open Minded **Anime| Sex | Guys | DD/lg | Nature | Art | Pun | Anything Entertaining** I'm free to talk pretty much whenever. So msg me, Kik me, or just scroll down and enjoy??? Kik:...

[highpriestess]

Pretty beeswax from my work

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[rpaulk]

[sourcedumal]

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

[cannotpleasethemall]

Heathenry

Hi! I’m new to the practice and study of Heathenry. Although I’ve done a little of my own research, I definitely learn better with guidance. I’d love to talk to longer practicing heathens as well as new practitioners. Y’all are great and thanks for any and all the help!

[niyarest]

violin hips and muffin tops are cute you cowards

[niyarest]

love handles are full of love you tepid fools that’s why they’re called that

[niyarest]

all thunder thighs are blessed by the thunder god thor die mad about it

[nuggles]

favorite trope: the very important hand touch in period dramas

[leradny]

*begrudgingly reblogs while grumbling* this is exactly my aesthetic

[thatsthat24]

The Dating Game 📆

[orderly-opaline-deactivated2020]

OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW

DATES

[fucktheevanuris]

ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands

[mostlyvoidpartlyplants]

Someone: Hey what time is it?

Me: What?

Someone: Wha-

Me: It’s 3:20

[erezkaan]

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”

[oatmilksupremacy]

thor: you don’t have all the facts

everyone else: which are?

thor: i love him

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[dln-085]

[candiikismet]

I’m calling the police on this post

[bestfunny]

@djkhaled

[dyx-deactivated20211116]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[furbearingbrick]

[amateur]

[inkyami]

Few of my favorite witchtober works because why not VII Avian Witch

Knows seiðr? Check. Falcon features? Check. Freyja Vanadis, falling perfectly into the theme)