Neck-Sized Shackle

Saffron He/They 21 I tag blood and gore, my wife @valekura helped me get this wonderful theme

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

HALLOWEEN II: DAWN OF THE EMOJIS

[unclefather]

[otherjaved]

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person

[ewaneneollav]

the time for games is over

Followers: kill

[capnsaltsquid]

[maaarine]

Guardian News: “‘You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,’ climate activist Greta Thunberg has told world leaders at the 2019 UN climate action summit in New York.”

[peridotite]

i made dino empanadas :]

[peridotite]

update: they came out very good

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[tmbgareok]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

AMAZING AMAZING I LOVE IT

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes good parents make mistakes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

There might come a day when you look at your parent who loves you, tries their best, never abused you, and realize that they don’t always know best. And it’s a weird thing to come to terms with. To know you were loved but there were still bad things that they did accidentally. But even if it’s small you’re allowed to struggle with it. You don’t need to have been through the worst kind of abuse to question your parents.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This isn’t a post about abusive and/or manipulative parents. It’s about things like your mom leaving you with an irrational fear of germs or your dad trying to get you on a diet when you’re a kid because he believes the studies about weight affecting health. Not intentional harm and not abuse. Just garden variety mistakes.

[phynali]

No one is perfect, including good parents. They're human, they're going to make mistakes, even the best of them.

[31st]

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

[31st]

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

[edgebug]

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless

[horrorandhalloween]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[spookysaff]

Dear Diary,

I cried about Ren Hana again today.

[billfrancois]

Don’t do that 

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

[jo2uke-himboshikata]

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

[rune-midgarts]

lol this is amazing

[ryulongd]

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

[teaboot]

You fucking monster

[wahbegan]

GET HER PRUDENCE

[prince-ardyn-lucis-caelum]

No wonder why her name is PRUDENCE

[thebiscuiteternal]

Time for the annual reblog!

Reading an advice columnist absolutely eviscerating someone who obviously wrote in hoping to get their shitty attitude validated is always a delight.

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[mommy4sissyslut]

this fucking tea

[dreadedloreenkid]