and the crowd is... confused??

sam | she/her

[theangelofversailles]

“i think i’m gonna die in this house” but it’s agent starmans everytime he was put on patrolling duty for the naturals

[whoismadu]

My biggest red flag is like blondes 🫦🫦

[0littlejoysworld]

"You"

Awn, thank you Jennifer for including me! But that's not how I've been acting recently tho

[aubade0089]

first naturals book: we're solving a murder and analyzing cold cases as expected in the fbi

last naturals book: right so listen here toots there's a fucking CULT that KILLS in SEVEN specific ways on specific DATES arranged in a FIBBONACCI SPIRAL SEQUENCE and the cultists have a PYTHIA whom they TORTURE in SEVEN ways to make DECISIONS and to gain a new one the old pythia has to fight the new one to the DEATH to see if they are WORTHY and EVERYBODY we know is a CULTIST and-

[cant-see-sam]

@coca-coeli

[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[cant-see-sam]

they did WHAT with a microscope?

[alexxuun]

Fist my bump!

Wait until you hear about fist me…

[alexxuun]

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

[sabrinawtch]

I only read fanfiction here

[hearts4percy]

how are book women so nonchalant about their love interest doing the most insane things for them because I would’ve folded

[ouabhs]

jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.

[cant-see-sam]

help!! does anyone have any ideas for nails that would go with my prom dress? i’m not really sure what would look good🥀

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[lixies-favorite-cookie]

so I lost my virginity on Monday 😃

[cant-see-sam]

this was a great thing to accidentally open infront of my parents 🥀🥀

[sloanetavishsno1]

rip michael townsend you wouldve loved kpop demon hunters

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post