HOW FASCINATING, IT'S A FUCKING BLOG.

KARKAT / 17 / OREGON.I'M TRYING OUT THIS BLOG THING BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY I NEED MORE THINGS TO FILL UP MY COPIOUS SPARE TIME.

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I HAVE HOMEWORK FOR A CLASS I HAVE YET TO HAVE HAD A CLASS PERIOD FOR.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[turnheckgodhead]

cantankerousgenerosity replied to your post: i need my hair to be pet

TOO BAD.

hey karkat was the titanic movie a good movie or a bad movie

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

IT WAS

ALL RIGHT?

I GUESS?

IT'S NOT ON MY TOP TEN BUT IT'S NOT HORRIBLE EITHER.

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

THIS IS INCREDIBLY LATE BECAUSE I HAVE A BRAIN MADE OF COTTON FLUFF AND HAVE BEEN RUNNING AROUND LIKE A SQUIRREL HOARDING NUTS TRYING TO GET READY FOR THE START OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.

NEVERTHELESS, GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS, I'M KARKAT.

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

"PLEASE BE AWARE THAT WHEAT AND WHEAT BY-PRODUCTS ARE NOW MALEVOLENT AND VIOLENT SUPERNATURAL FORCES CAPABLE OF PHYSICALLY MOVING OBJECTS OF UP TO 200 POUNDS AND ENTERING HUMAN SOULS OF UP TO SOUL STRENGTH FOUR."

AGAIN, WHAT THE FUCK.

[deadcrabs-blog]

MY DATING EXPERIENCE:

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OOPS

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SHIT

?!?!?!?!?!

NAH

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE MORE LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[ornerycrabcakes]

WHAT’S UP WITH YOU?

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

NOT REALLY THAT MUCH. I'VE DONE A GRAND TOTAL OF JACK SHIT TODAY OTHER THAN SCROLL ENDLESSLY THROUGH MY DASH.

HOW ABOUT YOU, OTHER THAN UGH?

[ornerycrabcakes]

NO, NOT REALLY.

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

OKAY.

[ornerycrabcakes]

cantankerousgenerosity replied to your post: UGH.

UGH?

UGH.

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

CARE TO EXPAND ON THAT OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STICK WITH MONOSYLLABIC EXPRESSIONS OF DISCONTENT?

[meddlingfashionista]

I Would Hardly Classify It As Late Since I Only Made The Post A Few Hours Ago

Greetings Karkat

I Work At A Fashion Boutique I Recently Opened Up

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

I GUESSED FROM THE SIZE OF THE SCROLL BAR THAT I WAS PRETTY FAR BACK ON MY DASH. GUESS I FUCKED THAT UP, THEN.

THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. THAT EXPLAINS YOUR URL, THEN.

[sleepycyb0rg]

Visit Original Link

I needed to put this on my blog.

[gentlepanpirate]

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ONE. I WAS IN THE CAR LISTENING TO IT AND I WAS LIKE ‘WHAT THE FUCKING HELL’ OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER AND MY MOM GOT REALLY MAD BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[brandyalexanders-moved-deactiva]

[tielan]

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

[dingotango]

I HVAE BEEN WITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOR NINE YEARS

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Visit Original Link

[thekayfo]

I JUST PEED MYSELF

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THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

[theshadowsinthesun]

I just died a bit

only a bit

[psyducked]

someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain

[meddlingfashionista]

Good Evening America/Alternia

I Am Kanaya Maryam

Its Recently Come To My Attention That I Have Acquired A Ludicrously Large Amount Of New Followers This Past Month

While Having Done Absolutely Nothing To Warrant This Attention

Literally

I Did Nothing

I Worked At The Shop And In My Brief Moments Of Freedom I Flirted With My Matesprit

So It Truly Boggles My Mind Where You Have All Come From

And I Do Not Have The Patience To Greet All Of You Individually

So Should Any Of You Newcomers See This

Hello And Welcome

[cantankerousgenerosity-blog]

THIS IS PROBABLY A LATE RESPONSE, BUT SINCE IT SEEMS LIKE NONE OF THE OTHER CHUMPS YOU TAGGED HAVE RESPONDED, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL SAY HELLO.

HI KANAYA, I'M KARKAT. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

WHAT KIND OF SHOP DO YOU WORK AT?

[fishingboatproceeds]

This is my chair on The Fault in Our Stars movie set.

I can’t believe this is happening, but cameras just started rolling.

I want you to know that everyone—and there are like a hundred people here—is working very hard to make this a great movie.

Yay wow yay wow.

[fishingboatproceeds]

How does this have 45,000 notes when it is only the back of a chair? Perhaps today I will tumbl the front of the chair. 

(Off topic, but am I using the verb to tumbl correctly?)

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