CANT CODE WONT CODE

So the challenge has been set… One day, some time soon I hope, I will learn how to build and create an iphone app that will be on App Store and sell to at least one phone other than my own. Sounds easy…. Bet its not. Please email if you think you can help....Im going to need it. [email protected] Just in case this blog was not enough, and you need more Cant Code Wont Code in you life then please please feel free and fill your life with this twitter account.  http://twitter.com/cantcodewontcod Mr Digital at Watson Phillips Norman, advertising agency, just off Tottenham Court Road, London, England, UK, The Universe. My all things related to digital blog can be found here. I also run the world famous unionversity.com The opinions I express here are my own and not those of my employer.

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A NEW HIGH SCORE FROM OXFORD…. can any one else beat this…. ????

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PACO DISCOVERS

Unionversity.com have finally done it... We have our very own iphone app. Click here to download now. ...or just search for "PACO DISCOVERS" on your iphone, ipad or itouch in the app store and get yourself some Paco fun. Paco Discovers is a silly fun, endless flying game that will keep you playing for at least a few hours... Hope to have more games and apps out soon so keep your eyes OPEN people... Follow Unionversity on twitter to get updates on new games and news on price drops. Thanks to all of you have already downloaded it ..... Whats your highest score? I hear some northern monkey has about 406 points so far !!!!

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Nearly there !!!!!!

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And so it begins.... I shall upload you .... You BITCH!

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Nearly lost it last night when i could not upload my app... Lets hope the wizards at the GS forum have the answer. 

http://gamesalad.com/forums/topic.php?id=28546&replies=1#post-212987

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Im closer than close.... 

Only a matter of time now... 

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Videos to watch

  Registering with Apple for GameSalad

Publishing Tutorial

Uploading your GameSalad game to Apple

Publishing to the Mac App Store with GameSalad

Installing the Gamesalad viewer on your device

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I think this might be photo shopped. 

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Me and Steve Jobbs just became bbf’s 

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Me and my wife were bitten by some bloody zombies this weekend... Real buzz kill, having to watch the Apprentice final to get over it. 

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This weekend is a big one. The wife is away and I will play... 

After last weekends very unproductive drinking sessions and general dancing like an idiot. I am now completely recovered and ready for a whole weekend of getting this bastared game out the door and on the way to Steve Jobbs to make millions out of. 

Im also hopefully taking the big step and paying Mr Jobs my $99 to join his little developers club, so I can then send out my game to the masses. I have a fair amount of work in-front of me, as I still have 37 of the 45 things to do on the 'FINAL TO DO LIST'. But not to worry as i truly intend to develop the hell out of Zombie Pong this weekend. 

However although you might think I have been a lazy drunk in the past week I have been a busy little beaver in other areas. Why I can always get my mitts on game-salad software at appropriate moments during the day I am never more than 15 minutes away from photoshop or something similar. 

So in the past few days I have designed two completely new apps. All complete and ready to chuck into game-salad and spit out on to the app store. So hopefully within the next 20 days or so ZOMBIE PONG will drop (check me out using slang like the kids)... as well as my two new apps, PACO DISCOVERS and BUZZ OFF.

Zombie Pong will be hopefully in the app store on the 7th August, followed quickly by Paco Discovers and then Buzz Off. Both Zombie Pong and Paco Discovers will be priced at 59p, with lite versions to follow, however Buzz Off will be out for free as a little gift to all those people who kindly read my rubbish words every week. 

More info on Paco Discover and Buzz Off to follow, but I can tell you that last night i spent a silly amount of time playing one of these three games and enjoying a worrying amount. 

Till next time.... Join the facebook or twitter to get updates on when the apps finally make it to the app store. 

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More amazing stuff... But for her.... 

http://www.etsy.com/shop/DeadlyPretty?section_id=7100882&page=1

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http://gifshop.tv/

Amazing new app.....

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So i've gone and done it. I have set up my first marketing tool for my games... A FACEBOOK PAGE !!!!!! Move over Steve Jobbs, step aside Rovio. Spiced Applications now have a Facebook page.... Be prepared to for some true cross media selling, social networking extravaganza.  

Feel free to join the LIKE the facebook page and get some regular updates. 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Spiced-Applications/146481322094369