CantDutchThis

Shitposting, shitty memes and bitching about everything. currently completely wrecked by a game about space amphibians.

[modernmodron]

seasons greasons to everyone

[cantdutchthis]

Someone just said season's greason's is AI

Anyways tumblr

Season's Greason's

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[cantdutchthis]

my brain needs to stop wondering how sharp my rotary knife is and my hand needs to not move in front of it when i am using it again.

[roxylalonde]

wet rat

[cantdutchthis]

me: finally reaches a level of blissful sleep. Truly a mimimi honk shoo moment.

jehovah's witnesses: 👉🚪

this feels homophobic

[ryan-sometimes]

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

[cantdutchthis]

i want to hate these two so bad but their takes are fire

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[itingtmywly]

sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig

[cantdutchthis]

don't forget where they both are heads of religions as well and died after meeting an important conservative political figure in the process of fucking up a country

[cantdutchthis]

the pope's death means we get new pope smoke relatively soon which is an A tier white fluid

[nelsonakis]

Cinematic parallels

[cantdutchthis]

IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME SOMEONE IN A HIGH POLITICAL POSITION MET WITH THE HEAD OF A RELIGION AND A STATE AND THE RELIGIOUS/STATE LEADER DIED RIGHT AFTER I WOULD HAVE TWO NICKELS.

WHICH ISN'T A LOT

BUT HOW THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN TWICE?

[drchucktingle]

How tf are you able to write so many books

autism

[cantdutchthis]

turns out i am a slut for time loop games featuring the theys

[cantdutchthis]

i know i am currently in a good mental headspace because i am of my colleagues currently the:

first in line to deal with verbal abuse from a doctor because i held him to his own rules

[hiveswap]

man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

[hiveswap]

Everytime i think of the future i nearly throw up

[wrecked-cuticles]

hate to say it but the cow is right

[hiveswap]

Oh plush cow we're really in it now

[snazzymolasses]

I don't know why, but I find it even more comforting to look at it this way:

[hiveswap]

[cantdutchthis]

happy 19th neilaversary!