Love Life

Majo | ♀| 25 | 👽 | bi | ISFJ ° I'm a big dork too obsessed with fictional everything to function as the adult I should be. Visual artist and graphic designer. Amateur writer. Food, animation, video games, comics, books, theater and sloths enthusiast. Weeaboo trash. Newbie D&D player and DM. SLYTHERIN / MAID OF SPACE / CHAOTIC DUMB

[mihai-florescu]

How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

[mihai-florescu]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Going to need this guy's lawyer

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

thank you for tags, I was too lazy to elaborate lol but it is funny how the headline is worded as if everyone would find the activities 'fun'

[creaturey]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[bad1dimagines]

who the fuck is richard

[versacethotty]

nixon

[cinematech]

[creativityisblissss]

Mucha’s Moon and the Stars series. More Mucha here. 

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[catasters]

[kkneesockks]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

I love stories of pagan converts to Christianity during the Dark Ages because most often these warrior kings and chieftains would listen to the story of Christ’s crucifixion and without missing a beat they’d be like “If I was there with my boys we would’ve saved him.”

Hes a little confused but hes got the spirit

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[patrick voice] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[jadetuin]

Noises you do NOT want to hear in a public toilet

Chewing

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

[vanni-bear]

[spinchs-field]

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

[spinchs-field]

like this

[spinchs-field]

shoutout to everyone who’s sharing the interest that has caused their category 7 autism event. we are all whirling around in our autism events together

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

[50-shades-of-cloaca]

[cottoncandyrhythmqueen]

You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

[shanastoryteller]

when I was very young my mother told me "they're going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that's not true and you shouldn't listen to them because we were made from god" and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went "okay, noted, anyway"

anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes "is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?"

and I'm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!

the teacher replies, "well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn't evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you'll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils"

and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn't trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)

Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway

[youlovetoseeit]

damn

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]