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Into The Woods sentence meme

"I wish."

"Careful the things you say."

"Don’t you know what’s out there in the world?"

"Someone has to shield you from the world."

"Stay a child while you can be a child."

"Stay at home. I am home."

"I was raised to be charming, not sincere."

"Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup."

"I want a friend. And a pet."

"The prettier the flower, the farther from the path."

"Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched."

"You’re so nice. You’re not good; you’re not bad; you’re just nice."

"No, you are not to come."

"Will you please go home!"

"I can capture my own damsel, thank you."

"The harder to get, the better to have."

"Dwarves are very upsetting."

"What I want most of all is to know what I want."

"Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor."

"What’s the good of being good when everyone else is blind, and you’re always left behind?"

"Everyone tells tiny lies."

"Nice is different than good."

"Agony! Far more painful than yours!"

"I’m no longer a child!"

"Anything can happen in the woods."

"May I kiss you?"

"I’m in the wrong story!"

"Best to take the moment present as a present from the woods."

"But if life were only moments, then you’d never know you had one."

"I’m not good. I’m not nice. I’m just right."

"The farther you run, the more you feel un-defined."

"Someone is on your side."

"I need your shoe to have a child!"

"Sorry, I only tell the story. I’m not a part of it."

"If it were up to you, a decision would never have been made."

"Because of the way you treated me, I’ll never, never be happy!"

"I was just trying to be a good mother."

"You look just like the princess… only dirty."

"Stop asking me questions I can’t answer!"

"My love, why so cold?"

"Why, if you loved me, would you have strayed?"

"I am only human."

"Leave? But I do love you."

"I shall always love the maiden that ran away."

"Is that what you really wish?"

"Stay with me."

"Who out there could love you more than I?"

#meme

askboxmemethings

Try to break my muse in five words or less.

Passing out because I am old and it is past my bedtime. Good night, my darlings.

#out of suits

"ZAP"

Zap Meme: 1. A Dog

There were reasons why mysterious objects are supposed to immediately be turned over to the science division. Even something so simple as a remote control can have unintentionally disastrous consequences. So, Steven really should have known better than to point that same remote control at his father.

After the smoke cleared, there was a black lab in the space that had been previously occupied by Phil Coulson. And, said black lab didn't look too pleased with what happened.

#22sandtradingcards

capfanboy-archive

[text]:I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve. (Im not sorry)

[text]: I should be jealous that someone else is seeing you in your underwear[text]: I’m not sure they would appreciate me sitting outside in my underwear, though.

ofcellists

[text]: I’d appreciate it. You should come home and join me.

[text]: :P

[text]: and i may need another bottle of wine

capfanboy-archive

[text]: well of course you appreciate it.

[text]: ;)

[text]: leaving in 15. i’ll stop and get you a fresh bottle

#ofcellists

memes-away

Your muse finds a remote control that can transform my muse into anything. Send in "ZAP" and I will use a generator of 1-20 to find out what your muse has turned mine into.

#meme

[text]:I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve. (Im not sorry)

[text]: I should be jealous that someone else is seeing you in your underwear[text]: I’m not sure they would appreciate me sitting outside in my underwear, though.

#ofcellists #(never be sorry)

inboxideas

Put "Morning, Sleeping Beauty" in my askbox for my character's reaction to waking up in bed with yours with no recollection of the night prior.

Went to the local grocery store and they sell reusable shopping bags. I was excited when I saw a full team Avengers Assemble bag. I shifted through them and found not only did they have individual bags for the usual suspects (Tony, Cap, Hulk, Thor), but they had bags for Widow and Hawkeye. I may have to go back and buy one of each. BECAUSE WHEN DO WIDOW AND HAWKEYE ACTUALLY HAVE THEIR OWN MERCH?!?!

#out of suits

inboxideas

Send me ℈ for an alternate version of my muse.

submitted by anonymous.

#meme

aonedirectionlovingcanadian-blog

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

#meme

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

#meme

seerseeker

thelastsworlds

yeah. I got those moments

morning-feathers-deactivated201

Artists in a nutshell.

angelrinisadork

Writers in a nutshell

soulpunkdalien

Roleplayers in a nutshell.

#god so true

stopthinkingaboutthewoods-blog

WERE GETTING ANOTHER KITTY NEXT WEEK.

His shelter name is Dijon, but with that eye? This handsome little fella is named Ragetti.

thepromiseofredemption

hangtherules

LOOKA T MY PIRATE KITTY.

capfanboy-archive

Cutie! He looks like my mum’s cat. Frisk lost his eye in battle with a raccoon.

#out of suits

agamemnoncrying

BDSM sentence meme ✰

There are two lists under the cut. Send me "Kneel" for me to choose from the sub list, and send me "Yes, master/mistress" for me to choose from the dom list. Very NSFW! Everything is consensual.

I’ll use random.org to generate your result from 1 to 60 and reply with it. (Feel free to specify which squicks to avoid, or even if you’ll only accept prompts from one list.)

#meme #nsfw