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@capitan-mal
AHOY! >:D
My name is CAPTAIN MALACHITE and I am the strongest little pirate to sail the seven seas!!!!!
I love water and dark comfy caves and fishies and adventure and PIRATES!!!!!
...and my family heheh
Here is where I post all of my INCREDIBLE JOLLY SWASHBUCKLING WISDOM! >:D
SCROLL TO BEHOLD!!!!
(This is a blog for my little pirate character named Malachite a.k.a Mal from Bus SMP! :D pls enjoy)
hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate
"Checking in for today-!
Something weird happened. Which, at this point, shocking. I know. But still, like. Really weird. I was fishing today, the usual stuff, not... having much luck. Again, the usual. But, uh. I caught somethin weird.
A little, pink, frilly lizard- axolotl, i think. Beleive me or not, I dont care. Far as I can remember, those little guys are from Mexico, NOT the Pacific. Dunno who'd dump one all the way out here.
He was pretty friendly, actually, after i got him off of the hook. (I think it was a guy?). Had a break on my boats railing for a bit. I have a feeling someone dumped the little guy, and he. Lived somehow? Strong bastard. I respect him, ill tell you that. All outta his element and away from home...uh, anyways, eventually when I turned my back he had jumped off the railing or somethin, cause he was gone. It was... a nice encounter, even if it was weird. Thought it'd be a fun story to share.
Stay safe out there, anyone listening."
Theys dont lives in the ocean???!?
>:0
Mystery friendo......
Weh. I ams. Outsa fisies. -_-
Gots any extras for mes? O^O
- DA CAPITAN MAL
"Aren't you in the ocean? If they ran outta fish, we might have a problem. Hah! Just kidding. Guess it wouldn't hurt to spare a few more. I got some money recently, so ill live without a few."
He grabbed a few larger fish, before tossing them into the water below.
"Don't expect this to be an everyday thing, though, this isint charity!"
Yeags- trues- but theYS SPILLEDS. THE NASTIES BLACK STUFFS.
IN MYS FISINS SPOT. 3:<
..now I'm alls stickiesss eeeeuuugshsgbn
o- YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ^ ^
"Nasty black stuff...? Oh, oil. I think. Lame. Sucks how people treat the ocean like sh- crab. Not much i can do about it, I guess, but...yikes. Well, I can keep ya supplied if you want. Like I said, I got the fish to do so...
Uuueeeeeeghhghhfhh. Oils. -`_-
Oh noes?!!?!? Do they treats crabbies bad toos??? NOOOO I LOVE CRABBIES T`OT
Mean of thems. Euggh... Messin ups my house. -`_- da fuck mans.
OH YAAAYYYYYY! Thankie capn' Lee ^ ^
"Eeer...no! Uh. Most people are pretty nice to the crabs now a days. Don't worry!"
He made a mental note to not try crab fishing again.
"Sorry about your water home. That sucks...wish there was more I could do.
No problem, kid. Least I can do."
:D
Oh goodies ^ ^
Theys my favorite friendos! Theys so weird and sillies ehehehe
You ever seens a SPIDA CRABY???? Theys so WEIIRRDDD HEHEHE >:D
Mweh. S'fine. Yous bein nices an given me fis is enoughs ^ ^
Awwww thankoos<3
"Heheh...I guess they are pretty neat, huh? I used to go looking for em as a kid, blue crabs i think. Digging for sand crabs was always fun too.
Spider crabs? Hmm...dont think so. At least not in the ocean, but I guess I haven't looked. I'll keep an eye out from now on.
...well, im. Im glad i could help."
YEEEAHHH!!! >:D
>:0 sand crabbies!!!! Sneakys hidin friends ehehehe loves those guys
...not technicallys a crabs tho -`_-
Hehe ills shows you ones sometime... I haves one in my coats nameds Hellspawn Jerry >:3
He's cool
Me too >:}
He laughed, feeling a genuine smile on his face.
"Hellspawn Jerry, huh? Sounds like a nice guy. Incredible name, too."
HEHEHEHEHE
Yeahs ^ ^
He acts all means but he's a softys inside<3
Weh. I ams. Outsa fisies. -_-
Gots any extras for mes? O^O
- DA CAPITAN MAL
"Aren't you in the ocean? If they ran outta fish, we might have a problem. Hah! Just kidding. Guess it wouldn't hurt to spare a few more. I got some money recently, so ill live without a few."
He grabbed a few larger fish, before tossing them into the water below.
"Don't expect this to be an everyday thing, though, this isint charity!"
Yeags- trues- but theYS SPILLEDS. THE NASTIES BLACK STUFFS.
IN MYS FISINS SPOT. 3:<
..now I'm alls stickiesss eeeeuuugshsgbn
o- YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ^ ^
"Nasty black stuff...? Oh, oil. I think. Lame. Sucks how people treat the ocean like sh- crab. Not much i can do about it, I guess, but...yikes. Well, I can keep ya supplied if you want. Like I said, I got the fish to do so...
Uuueeeeeeghhghhfhh. Oils. -`_-
Oh noes?!!?!? Do they treats crabbies bad toos??? NOOOO I LOVE CRABBIES T`OT
Mean of thems. Euggh... Messin ups my house. -`_- da fuck mans.
OH YAAAYYYYYY! Thankie capn' Lee ^ ^
"Eeer...no! Uh. Most people are pretty nice to the crabs now a days. Don't worry!"
He made a mental note to not try crab fishing again.
"Sorry about your water home. That sucks...wish there was more I could do.
No problem, kid. Least I can do."
:D
Oh goodies ^ ^
Theys my favorite friendos! Theys so weird and sillies ehehehe
You ever seens a SPIDA CRABY???? Theys so WEIIRRDDD HEHEHE >:D
Mweh. S'fine. Yous bein nices an given me fis is enoughs ^ ^
Awwww thankoos<3
"Heheh...I guess they are pretty neat, huh? I used to go looking for em as a kid, blue crabs i think. Digging for sand crabs was always fun too.
Spider crabs? Hmm...dont think so. At least not in the ocean, but I guess I haven't looked. I'll keep an eye out from now on.
...well, im. Im glad i could help."
YEEEAHHH!!! >:D
>:0 sand crabbies!!!! Sneakys hidin friends ehehehe loves those guys
...not technicallys a crabs tho -`_-
Hehe ills shows you ones sometime... I haves one in my coats nameds Hellspawn Jerry >:3
He's cool
Me too >:}
Weh. I ams. Outsa fisies. -_-
Gots any extras for mes? O^O
- DA CAPITAN MAL
"Aren't you in the ocean? If they ran outta fish, we might have a problem. Hah! Just kidding. Guess it wouldn't hurt to spare a few more. I got some money recently, so ill live without a few."
He grabbed a few larger fish, before tossing them into the water below.
"Don't expect this to be an everyday thing, though, this isint charity!"
Yeags- trues- but theYS SPILLEDS. THE NASTIES BLACK STUFFS.
IN MYS FISINS SPOT. 3:<
..now I'm alls stickiesss eeeeuuugshsgbn
o- YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ^ ^
"Nasty black stuff...? Oh, oil. I think. Lame. Sucks how people treat the ocean like sh- crab. Not much i can do about it, I guess, but...yikes. Well, I can keep ya supplied if you want. Like I said, I got the fish to do so...
Uuueeeeeeghhghhfhh. Oils. -`_-
Oh noes?!!?!? Do they treats crabbies bad toos??? NOOOO I LOVE CRABBIES T`OT
Mean of thems. Euggh... Messin ups my house. -`_- da fuck mans.
OH YAAAYYYYYY! Thankie capn' Lee ^ ^
"Eeer...no! Uh. Most people are pretty nice to the crabs now a days. Don't worry!"
He made a mental note to not try crab fishing again.
"Sorry about your water home. That sucks...wish there was more I could do.
No problem, kid. Least I can do."
:D
Oh goodies ^ ^
Theys my favorite friendos! Theys so weird and sillies ehehehe
You ever seens a SPIDA CRABY???? Theys so WEIIRRDDD HEHEHE >:D
Mweh. S'fine. Yous bein nices an given me fis is enoughs ^ ^
Awwww thankoos<3
Weh. I ams. Outsa fisies. -_-
Gots any extras for mes? O^O
- DA CAPITAN MAL
"Aren't you in the ocean? If they ran outta fish, we might have a problem. Hah! Just kidding. Guess it wouldn't hurt to spare a few more. I got some money recently, so ill live without a few."
He grabbed a few larger fish, before tossing them into the water below.
"Don't expect this to be an everyday thing, though, this isint charity!"
Yeags- trues- but theYS SPILLEDS. THE NASTIES BLACK STUFFS.
IN MYS FISINS SPOT. 3:<
..now I'm alls stickiesss eeeeuuugshsgbn
o- YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ^ ^
"Nasty black stuff...? Oh, oil. I think. Lame. Sucks how people treat the ocean like sh- crab. Not much i can do about it, I guess, but...yikes. Well, I can keep ya supplied if you want. Like I said, I got the fish to do so...
Uuueeeeeeghhghhfhh. Oils. -`_-
Oh noes?!!?!? Do they treats crabbies bad toos??? NOOOO I LOVE CRABBIES T`OT
Mean of thems. Euggh... Messin ups my house. -`_- da fuck mans.
OH YAAAYYYYYY! Thankie capn' Lee ^ ^
Weh. I ams. Outsa fisies. -_-
Gots any extras for mes? O^O
- DA CAPITAN MAL
"Aren't you in the ocean? If they ran outta fish, we might have a problem. Hah! Just kidding. Guess it wouldn't hurt to spare a few more. I got some money recently, so ill live without a few."
He grabbed a few larger fish, before tossing them into the water below.
"Don't expect this to be an everyday thing, though, this isint charity!"
Yeags- trues- but theYS SPILLEDS. THE NASTIES BLACK STUFFS.
IN MYS FISINS SPOT. 3:<
..now I'm alls stickiesss eeeeuuugshsgbn
o- YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! ^ ^
ELLOOOOO!!!! TIS IS!!! IMS BACK!!!!;
Yeahs sorries for not being on radio latleysss...
Walkitalks thingies broke :[
...an then I melteds intosa floor for aday
WWWAAANYWAYS. ...Wa was I gonnas asks yous?
OH!!!!! Yea sos I was wonderins wha do kidsies do wit da peoples that havem kidsies?? :0
I never hads a big guys before!!!
...I thinks? Ther- theres was thoses but- nonono ids remembereds. Yea.
If you donts knows either that's ok wes can just pretends itsa GIVES ME MORES FIS!!!!! >:D
- (@capitan-mal 🦑)
"Yike, bummer. Im suprised this thing is working as is, but considering there's clearly some sorta weird shit going on with it, in guess I cant be too shocked.
errrrr....uh....I dont really...know, honestly...? Cant say I ever really had bonding time with my old man too often, haha. Not much trouble you can get into that won't kill you on the sea either.
But hey, you want more fish, I can give you more fish. Much as i can spare, at least, gotta save money for repairs. Hey, since you're in the water an all, maybe you can find me some good fishing spots..?"
Ey!!! I can gets into SO MUCHS troubles!!! Withouts gettins a SCRATCH!! >:D I once gots the mermaidos and manatees inta a pranks war!! All by myselfs!!!!!! >:D
I WILLS STILL TAKES MORE FIS THO.
Oh- uh yeas! Mosta thems'r guardeds tho. Big meanie guys. Eugh.
"Huh, neat. Impressive, really. Mermaidos and manatees, huh...? My only question is who won! Glad your able to stay safe, though.
...guarded? Whaddya mean? I mean, I know some fishermen get real defensive about their lucky spots, but guarded seems a bit overkill."
Ehehehehe >:3
I thinks theys still fightens actually
Yeag. All da BEST spots are in de ~magics~ waters... Fisies loves those. Alsos sea mounsters. >:/
"Sea monsters, huh? Well, nothing I cant handle. I think. I've never handled em before, really, somehow. I mean, I stayed away from em on purpose whenever I saw something weird but, y'know. If the fish are good, I think its worth possibly gettin scraped!"
YEEEAHHH!!! >:D
I can helps!!
I'll EATS EM!!! RAGGHH!!!!! >:0
...I bets they tastes good :P
ELLOOOOO!!!! TIS IS!!! IMS BACK!!!!;
Yeahs sorries for not being on radio latleysss...
Walkitalks thingies broke :[
...an then I melteds intosa floor for aday
WWWAAANYWAYS. ...Wa was I gonnas asks yous?
OH!!!!! Yea sos I was wonderins wha do kidsies do wit da peoples that havem kidsies?? :0
I never hads a big guys before!!!
...I thinks? Ther- theres was thoses but- nonono ids remembereds. Yea.
If you donts knows either that's ok wes can just pretends itsa GIVES ME MORES FIS!!!!! >:D
- (@capitan-mal 🦑)
"Yike, bummer. Im suprised this thing is working as is, but considering there's clearly some sorta weird shit going on with it, in guess I cant be too shocked.
errrrr....uh....I dont really...know, honestly...? Cant say I ever really had bonding time with my old man too often, haha. Not much trouble you can get into that won't kill you on the sea either.
But hey, you want more fish, I can give you more fish. Much as i can spare, at least, gotta save money for repairs. Hey, since you're in the water an all, maybe you can find me some good fishing spots..?"
Ey!!! I can gets into SO MUCHS troubles!!! Withouts gettins a SCRATCH!! >:D I once gots the mermaidos and manatees inta a pranks war!! All by myselfs!!!!!! >:D
I WILLS STILL TAKES MORE FIS THO.
Oh- uh yeas! Mosta thems'r guardeds tho. Big meanie guys. Eugh.
"Huh, neat. Impressive, really. Mermaidos and manatees, huh...? My only question is who won! Glad your able to stay safe, though.
...guarded? Whaddya mean? I mean, I know some fishermen get real defensive about their lucky spots, but guarded seems a bit overkill."
Ehehehehe >:3
I thinks theys still fightens actually
Yeag. All da BEST spots are in de ~magics~ waters... Fisies loves those. Alsos sea mounsters. >:/
ELLOOOOO!!!! TIS IS!!! IMS BACK!!!!;
Yeahs sorries for not being on radio latleysss...
Walkitalks thingies broke :[
...an then I melteds intosa floor for aday
WWWAAANYWAYS. ...Wa was I gonnas asks yous?
OH!!!!! Yea sos I was wonderins wha do kidsies do wit da peoples that havem kidsies?? :0
I never hads a big guys before!!!
...I thinks? Ther- theres was thoses but- nonono ids remembereds. Yea.
If you donts knows either that's ok wes can just pretends itsa GIVES ME MORES FIS!!!!! >:D
- (@capitan-mal 🦑)
"Yike, bummer. Im suprised this thing is working as is, but considering there's clearly some sorta weird shit going on with it, in guess I cant be too shocked.
errrrr....uh....I dont really...know, honestly...? Cant say I ever really had bonding time with my old man too often, haha. Not much trouble you can get into that won't kill you on the sea either.
But hey, you want more fish, I can give you more fish. Much as i can spare, at least, gotta save money for repairs. Hey, since you're in the water an all, maybe you can find me some good fishing spots..?"
Ey!!! I can gets into SO MUCHS troubles!!! Withouts gettins a SCRATCH!! >:D I once gots the mermaidos and manatees inta a pranks war!! All by myselfs!!!!!! >:D
I WILLS STILL TAKES MORE FIS THO.
Oh- uh yeas! Mosta thems'r guardeds tho. Big meanie guys. Eugh.
you ever think you missed your opportunity to have kids?
"Absolutley. I doubt I had any chance in the first place, though. I mean, look at me! After a few exes, I learned you'd have to be crazy to have a family with me! Hah!"
Weh????
Is think I counts as kids!!!!! >:0
WILL HANGS OUT FORS FISH.
YOU HAVES GOOD FISHS. :3
"...I guess it counts? Cool. As long as there's no adoption fees."
YYYYUS!!!!! >:D
FREE FOODS!!!!!!! >:D
eheheheheheheh>:3
[there are immediate scraping noises as something clearly very small and wet claws itself up to the railing.
Honestly one would think a humanoid child(?) wouldn't be able to physically make the ":3" face but here we are]
you ever think you missed your opportunity to have kids?
"Absolutley. I doubt I had any chance in the first place, though. I mean, look at me! After a few exes, I learned you'd have to be crazy to have a family with me! Hah!"
Weh????
Is think I counts as kids!!!!! >:0
WILL HANGS OUT FORS FISH.
YOU HAVES GOOD FISHS. :3
*noms on the fish.*
-Young shark anon. 🦈
"Taste better than wood? I'd hope so. Gotta fix that leak below deck...."
a hesitant childish face bobs to the surface, looking from the little shark (friend?!?!??!!!!!!;) to the fish (hungrily) to Stan and back again with wide eyes
...Can- cans I haves one toos? O°O
Pleagse? O^O
"...Oh, hey, your the guy from the radio. Yeah, sure, what the hell. I got extras anyways, gimme a sec."
He walks back to the cooler, shifting through for some of the less expensive catches, before back to the rail, dropping it into the water again.
YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! ^°^
Thanks yous Cap'n Lee!!!!! :DDD
you're a goods friendo ^ ^
*...Mal then proceeds to nearly unhinge his jaw, revealing MANY long, thin razor sharp teeth like you would see on an anglerfish.
Oh also big blackish fins for ears and a softly glowing anglerfish lure.*
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
*noms on the fish.*
-Young shark anon. 🦈
"Taste better than wood? I'd hope so. Gotta fix that leak below deck...."
a hesitant childish face bobs to the surface, looking from the little shark (friend?!?!??!!!!!!;) to the fish (hungrily) to Stan and back again with wide eyes
...Can- cans I haves one toos? O°O
Pleagse? O^O
