i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
when you come out your shit is still there
youll catch a nice breeze to the head
Most loved therefore they say it
I heard about you! 😉👍
TWIN PEAKS 2.01
TWIN PEAKS 2.06
hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.
watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this
TWIN PEAKS 2.17
This is so cute actually
affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
❗ (1) New Move added to the Wicked Uncle type: Betray Nephew
Wicked Uncle may now lie to and scheme against any Brother's Son type character
me, normal person in worm city (the city worm takes place in): sure its pretty sad that hero died and all but you have to admit that retiring his card basically fixed the prodecktorate meta by itself so calling it a tragedy is maybe a bit shortsighted
my friend whose consciousness has just been forever replaced by an SI whose fic will get 7 total readers on spacebattles: door me. door me. door me.
grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
Please tell me no one has done this
the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!
I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune