Capn-Simp-Simp @capn-simp-simp - Tumblr Blog

Last year I was with a man who scoffed and told me to grow up when build a bear did a cute sweets themed pochacco plush and I asked him for it. This year they released an even cuter sweets themed pochacco that's more my aesthetic and not only is it more fitting for me, but so is the man who bought it for me! He didn't give me shit for wanting childish things or for asking him to spend money on me. He also went the extra mark and got me the mini version!

I feel so spoiled 😭😭

#build a bear #pochacco #Boyfriend #Spoiled

Y'all ever get a partner so good it makes you start to think that maybe you've passed away and this is the after life because how are you so perfect omg

#I genuinely couldn't tell you the last time I've pumped or payed for my own gas #And today he paid for my oil change and got me new windshield wipers #And keeps me supplied with my weed and snacks #AND I'm pretty sure he just snuck and ordered a new sanrio build a bear I was gushing over the other day #I don't know what I did to deserve to be spoiled so much but I'm very appreciative and thankful

trying to have friends as an adult is the worst

I'm glad my friends have happy healthy children but no, no I do not want to attend their birthday parties

#I went to one #It was so awkward cause I was the only non fam person #And I don't have kids so wtf am I doing there anyways #Dipped after 10 minutes and now I make excuses to avoid birthday parties #Even my nephews lmao