* Chloe's Blog! *

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here"

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crash bandicoot is a twink

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DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

[xenosagaepisodeone]

newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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Everyone else’s music taste sucks but mine *Plays the worst song you’ve heard on your entire life*

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The funniest person in this entire post

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PREV??????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a YouTuber-sponsored loaded fries special at my local café. I ordered it, and was served one raw carrot. I complained, they apologized, took away the carrot and brought out one raw parsnip.

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chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

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[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

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hi gay

hi whore

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I didn't even see the URLs and just accepted this as a normal interaction on this website

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I think October will fix me.

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Update: It isn’t.

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shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

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doesn’t get much more interesting than this

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[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

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Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺

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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

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the whole club was looking at worms

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