Time Agent, Con Man, Torchwood

Jesse | 27 | Wales I like to cry over Torchwood, Doctor Who and Pacific Rim. They/Them pronouns

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Why does the build-a-bear emo axolotl look like Dan Howell?

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Wait does Phan being confirmed mean we get the real story of what happened in vegas?

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I love waking up in a world where Phan is real and confirmed

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Dan and Phil’s relationship:

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Reverting back to my original form for the big news

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So it’s been a little while since I posted anything here and I wanted to give y’all a lil life update

I stopped posting here when I got sick. I now know I have endometriosis and whilst it isn’t curable, I am managing it. In the last couple years I graduated with a degree in costume construction, I did some work for Doctor Who and generally started getting on with my life.

I met the love of my life in that time, we started dating a little over a year ago, and he proposed on our 1 year anniversary. We’re now getting married, living in Cardiff and enjoying life with our cat, Cassie. I’m currently obsessed with the Empyrean series by Rebecca Yarros.

Life is good. It’s not perfect and it’s definitely not what I thought it would be, but it’s good.

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Just rewatched Children of Earth and my heart has legit been ripped from my chest. I need a retcon pill.

It’s ok, Anon. Anything after Fragments never happened. All of Torchwood 3 is alive and well. Tosh and Owen are happily living together and Jack and Ianto are married and living in a big house (not in Splott!)

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So I was trying to find an old post of mine and found this joke about not living in Splott.

Fast forward a couple years and I own a house. In Splott.

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For the record (and @jantotrash) estate agents don’t pronounce Splott. They say Roath or Adamsdown and act like Splott doesn’t exist.

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Just rewatched Children of Earth and my heart has legit been ripped from my chest. I need a retcon pill.

It’s ok, Anon. Anything after Fragments never happened. All of Torchwood 3 is alive and well. Tosh and Owen are happily living together and Jack and Ianto are married and living in a big house (not in Splott!)

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So I was trying to find an old post of mine and found this joke about not living in Splott.

Fast forward a couple years and I own a house. In Splott.

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Hi friends

I’m sorry for disappearing. Truth is I got busy, then I got sick. I’ve been in and out of hospital since October with suspected endometriosis, but they don’t know exactly. I’m on a LOT of painkillers and it’s giving me pretty bad brain fog and making me really really tired. I hardly talk to anyone these days, I’m just trying to go through my degree. I’m mostly ok, just trying to get through each day as it comes.

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So I got this on Wednesday

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Ok so I’m back on my anime bullshit and rewatching FMA:B which I haven’t done since I was about 17 (I’m now 22). I was on the fandom wiki trying find some information and instead I found something that has left me shook to my core.

Riza Hawkeye was born in 1889.

This particular piece of information means we can work a few things out, like the fact Riza was nineteen when the state alchemists were sent into Ishval. She was nineteen when she asked Mustang to burn the tattoo off her back. This raises some interesting questions

Assuming you have to be 18 to go to the Military Academy, this puts Riza in one of 3 categories.

1. She got early entry to the academy

2. She got into the academy at just turned 18 and graduated within a year

3. She was sent to Ishval as a cadet

We know Riza went to the academy because that’s where she met Rebecca, so we can rule out her just not going.

What this also means is that Riza is the youngest member of Team Mustang, not included Edward of course, because all of Mustangs men were in Ishval. She’s also the most senior out of them all.

The whole series is also 10 times funnier when you realise Riza is only 10 years older than Edward. If Edward is 15-16 in Brotherhood, that means Riza is only 25-26.

Idk I made this discovery and now I have feelings

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STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

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i thought jack was bad with wearing a second coat under The coat but uh

some brave choices here!!!

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torchwood is actually about taking the fantasies that people hold (immortality, being a part of a top secret organization, being unaccountable by society) and deconstructing them until you can see that they're actually a curse, not a blessing nor something to hope for, and in this essay I will—

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Pls send me this essay OP 👀

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Hey I’m gonna Scream

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Am I learning Welsh because I’m moving to Wales or because Ianto Jones speaks Welsh? You decide!

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I would like to clarify that I genuinely am moving to Wales