I Don’t Have Time For This Lesbian Drama

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I HAVE ALSO STARTED THE PITT. I AM VERY FOND OF DANA EVANS. I want to give her a little kiss.

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Also I would just like to say while I’m on the topic of Amanda today, THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THAT WOMAN HAS CALLED HERSELF MOMMY ON CAMERA INCLUDING BEFORE SHE HAD A KID IS INSANE.

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DUDE i just recently got into Smosh and you're the 2nd person (that i follow for writing, like unrelated to Smosh) on here that i see posting about them that's wild, like all of a sudden

Who's your fave cast member?

Mine is Angela (and not just because i have a fat crush on her)

I have two favorites, Amanda and Damien. I was a Cortney girl when I started watching (around like 2016-2017) but I enjoy both of their kinds of humor.

(I also have a lil crush on Amanda it’s fine 🙂‍↕️)

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What if I told y’all when Amanda Lehan Canto dresses in street wear she looks hot as hell?

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HUDA is still the hottest bitch to come off the island I’m not sorry

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Finding out my favorite drink to make at a drink fountain may have been making me look like a golf course alcoholic is crazy. I didn’t know it was a water hazard I just like sprite, lemonade and blue Powerade on a hot day.

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I wish Ashley and Firecracker fucked. That’s all.

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In a full suit sitting in a bath tub like Higaruma but it’s full of milk and the rice Chex cereal.

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i'm so sorry for these tad fandom

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Our bisexual queen 👑

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I can understand how women were attracted to Ted bundy because there is something about his features that remind me of Amy Poehler, and I am VERY attracted to Amy Poehler.

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There are so many straighties in the FUCKIGN rookie fandom who are “down for a third” and it SHOWS. I DONT WANNA READ ABOUT TIM BRADFORD X LUCY CHEN X READER, I WANNA READ LUCY CHEN X READER.

And before you come at me with the “they could be bisexual” yeah yeah, the real bisexual choice is Nolan and Bailey and you KNOW THAT. Maybe Angela and Wesley, but BRADFORD IS FOR STRAIGHT WOMEN

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What if I told y’all I have a list of Village People songs for my favorite Smosh Characters?

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No one asked for it but here we go:

Macho Man - The Chosen

Go West - Boneless (stay safe out here)

In the Navy - Atlas Whittmore

Can’t Stop the Music - Your Mental Illness

My Roommate - Augustus

Jungle City - Sarah Christ

Sodom and Gamora - Karen (Chad-Michael-Murray Chad-Michael-Murray Murray-Chad’s mother)

YMCA - Adderall

I Am What I Am - Detective Wheresmycoffee

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What if I told y’all I have a list of Village People songs for my favorite Smosh Characters?

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

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be nicer to sex workers

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u need to engage with sex workers as actual workers of the same class as u and not victims who need saving. u need to show respect for us publicly further than just reblogging our promos and posts abt giving us money. u need to publicly support full service workers. u need to not expose sex workers to ur puritanical, reactionary followers. u need to be nicer to sex workers.