I Don’t Have Time For This Lesbian Drama

Venom | 24 | They/ Them | Minors DNI

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RAHHHH I JUST CHANGED MY CAR BATTERY BY MY SELF WOMEN IN TRADE RAAAAAAAHHHBBB

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I built a fire too :)

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Thank you for the tag @sapphosclosefriend

Last song: Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

Currently watching: bob’s burgers, White Lotus, Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc.

Current obsession: black cherry mules, shirley temple bloom energy, Spotify custom mixes

Currently reading: Marcus Arelius’ Meditations and the 48 Laws of Power so I can manipulate men BACK

Currently working on: wips, my car, and not coming off as too mean or too flirty when I am trying to talk to people

Currently wearing: Dan-da-Dan Turbo Granny tee, grey shorts

Last Google search: “manopoulos greek chess set”

Favorite flower: bat orchids

I don’t know who to tag so participate at your own will.

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RAHHHH I JUST CHANGED MY CAR BATTERY BY MY SELF WOMEN IN TRADE RAAAAAAAHHHBBB

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My gender is fat tits/good boy (not like dog like wild animal that stayed 30 ft away and didn’t hurt you)

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Promise I’m working on more struff I just got 5 ideas at one time and they all got muddled som I’m picking them apart like hay in a needle stack :)

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Shit I imagine Sleazy Dana buying off a glass of wine on Amazon.

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Y’all are eating up sleazy! Dana like daum I know y’all get flustered when an older woman calls you babe when you are trying to order at a diner.

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Y’all send me Dana thoughts and thirsts I want to write but not like “write”

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MORE SLEAZY DANA PLEASE you have opened my eyes and i can’t go back now 😣😣

MDNI, 18+, No smut, just Dana being a DOG, established flirtatious relationship

You stood in the locker room, pulling off your scrubs as you got ready to go home. You hadn’t heard the door open, but you surely heard the whistle that escaped the woman who entered.

“I must be the luckiest woman in the world,” you could hear the grin on the charge nurse’s words, “should start calling ya’ Cinnamon if you're giving out shows like that.”

You rolled your eyes fighting the smile that played at the edge of your lips, “such a gentleman Dana.”

“Always for a doll like you,” she watched as you pulled on your sweats, eyes raking over the swell of your ass, “That whale tail fa’ me or are youse hoping to catch someone else looking at prime real estate?”

You caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror, not realizing your panty line came over the edge of your pants. As you picked up your shirt you felt a small *snap* at your waistband, and a cold, delicate touch to the small of your back.

“Just tucking you back in sweetheart,” she patted you back, the devilish grin she wore morphing towards amusement.

“I’d have thought you’d stuck a dollar in there, all that talk about a show,” you shrugged as you pulled your hair out of the neck of your shirt, “figured you’d be a good tipper.”

“Oh I've got a tip to give you, ‘cept banks don't accept plastic,” a low chuckle escaped her throat.

“Take me to dinner first? Or would you rather me get a mouthful of something else?” You watched her eyes widen, shit eating smile never leaving her face.

You had finally caught her speechless, and with that you picked up your bag, and headed out the door.

Before it closed you heard the faintest scoff, “well shit.”

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You sat in your car, scrolling through your playlists for the drive home when you get a notification:

Dana: Saturday, 6 pm, that new steakhouse on 3rd, show off a little skin for me?

You: Yes ma’am.

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I've been such a no life loser lately xd

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Some times I play those high school fighting games and dress like a twink to beat up dudes who use the game to mimic SA. That and I play murder mystery.

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Y’all got any more ABO Dana fic recs or have I read all 5 of them?

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Dana x southern reader, and it’s just the entire ED going “the fuck are either of them saying” after one too many drinks and their accents get heavy

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I want Sleezy Dana in such a way, that if a man talked to me the way she would, I would want to punch him.

MDNI, 18+, Sordid! Dana. (Sorry for not tacking this on last night I think I fell asleep right after writing this)

She seems like the type to call you “sugar tits” or her “piece of ass,” and talk about how a lip stain would look gorgeous at the base of her strap or on her inner thigh, but only loud enough for you to hear.

Or to go to a pool hall with her and her ask you to wrack the balls just to watch you bend over the table or look at your cleavage pushed together while you rack. She would also have no problem grinding into your ass as you line up a shot.

God forbid you go swimming with her. She’d get you only swimsuits that tie so she can go, “oops,” and untie your bottoms or top, or both. She might also go outside and “tan” while you do yard work or clean the pool. Definitely not watching you get hot and sweaty or anything, never.

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The fuck is cakeverse

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Omega Dana Who…

NSFW under the cut ft. Sordid Dominant Dana

… initially approached you to stand outside a patient room when a particularly aggressive alpha patient won’t leave her alone

… started stealing your jackets before even approaching alphas after Doug Driscoll

… tugs on your scrubs before even asking you about a problem she needs help with

… laughed when you asked her out because, “hun, I’ve had you scenting me for weeks, I was getting worried you wouldn’t catch the hint.”

… marks YOU first and makes sure it’s visible. No one is touching what is HERS

… gets the kind of jealous that isn’t touchy or violent, but as soon as someone flirts with you they get a general bad omen. The only time she gets touchy and jealous is after a bottle of wine, and there ain’t a crowbar in the world that could pry her off.

… is the “they asked for no pickles,” variety, but still likes to watch you check someone if they act like an idiot around her, she thinks it’s cute when you are mean.

… is a little sleazy with it. Who can keep it professional at work but as soon as you are out the door she is handsy. She’s not the type to have a hand in your back pocket but ticks her fingers in your waistband. Making sure you’ve got a button undone or a low cut top for her own viewing pleasure.

… rides you like you are gonna be the one getting bred

… is a head pusher, and has you in between her thighs until your head is swimming and you can’t breathe, but it’s ok you wanna be there.

… even through her own heat will tease you and treats you like a mutt for wanting to get in her pants. “You know you are so pathetic even when I’m the needy one.”

… lets you take charge when she is overwhelmed because she doesn’t need you to play dumb anymore she needs to be fucked within an inch of her life.

… makes you take off for your rut, but doesn’t take off herself. She likes coming home to you a little more animalistic and assertive. House lights dim, your scent everywhere, and the idea you could pounce any moment.

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We need more older perverted women on this Hell site.