[spanielspeaks]

[fairycosmos]

i always think if i was a vampire i would just kill myself for garlic. like lactose intolerant people do for cheese and shit

[claycaduceus]

who remembers the glee kink meme and that one fic where klaine were cave men

[claycaduceus]

[localpubliclibrary]

From www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk

[b0nkcreat]

2026 I Will Not Obsessively Ruminate On Stupid Bullshit That Makes No Sense And Is Not Real

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[aoiui]

phones made us forget desire requires space

[55five]

Be a teachable individual YOU DO NOT know everything

[loveridden1999]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Dipping bread into soups is a cure all actually

[girlmostlikely]

Girl who latches on to everything so hard it leaves claw marks: I’m finally just letting go of everything you know

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[subaru-copilot]