CAPRIZANT HAZE

I AM A CRETINOUS INFECTION ON EVEN THE MOST AVERAGE OF DAYS.⌈ KARKAT. MALE. 10. ⌋ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

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frostlerking said: the first part is right then

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU CAN USE THE POWER OF DEDUCTION. I'M SO, SO PROUD OF YOU.

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VRISKA MISSED ME WHILE I WAS GONE, APPARENTLY, BECAUSE TWO MONTHS AGO SHE TRIED TO GIVE ME A PRESENT AND I NEVER NOTICED.

FRANK, ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF. I'M NOT CLICKING THAT.

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GUESS WHO IS ONLINE AND HAS A STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION? IF YOU GUESSED IT WAS ME, YOU WERE WRONG. I STILL DON'T REALLY HAVE A STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION.

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dumb.

emotiion2 are 2tupiid and 2o are paiin2.

howve you been?

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I'VE BEEN ALRIGHT.

MY LANDLORD IS DEAD.

SO THAT'S A WHOLE THING THAT I GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY DEAL WITH.

I ANONYMOUS CALLED 911 SO I'M GUESSING HIS SHITTY BODY ISN'T THERE ANYMORE.

I'M JUST WAITING TIL SOMEONE KICKS ME OFF THE PROPERTY.

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twiinanthiidiium replied to your post: I’M GLAD YOU GUYS AGREE.

yep.

HOW'S IT GOING?

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I'M GLAD YOU GUYS AGREE.

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TODAY ISN'T HAPPENING.

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I RETURNED HIVE LIKE WEEKS AGO AND I CAN'T FIND THE OLD DUDE THAT OWNS THIS PLACE??

I'M STARTING TO ACTUALLY GET WORRIED ABOUT HIM, BUT I GUESS I ALSO LEFT WITHOUT WARNING.

I JUST HOPE NOBODY ELSE SUDDENLY OWNS THIS PROPERTY. I DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT AT WHEN I LEAVE HIVE.

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You stare up at him with wide, amazed eyes that are mostly pupil.  Those are a lot of words for a slime-addled pan to be shifting through.  When you do finally get the gist of what he’s saying, you smile.  He still cares about you, even after all the shit you pulled. And that’s the best feeling ever because you still care about him a lot, too.

You reach up and watch your hand move in slow motion towards his face before you make contact with his cheek, then work your way on up to his little ol’ ear so you can give it a good rubbing.  Affection for everyone.

“you’s one beautiful motherfucker, you know it?”

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Why do you even bother trying? He is out of his pan so far right now that you should know better than to berate him right now. He's just going to maybe at most frown at you. He pets your ear and you make a face at him that is only half displeased. Frustrated, but mostly at yourself, you still haven't really experienced affection in awhile. 

"AND YOU'RE THE PUSS THAT OOZES FROM RECTUM SORES."

Ahh yes, affection.

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THAT IS A HORRIBLE URL.

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It doesn’t matter. I’m partially aroused right now.

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I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR VIBE OR YOUR AROUSAL.

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I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE MISUSE THE WORD OFFENSE. I'M NOT OFFENDED BY ASSES. I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE THE ASSES OF PEOPLE I KNOW.

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THAT IS A HORRIBLE URL.

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SHARING THE PHYSIQUE.

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From Now On You Can Tumblr Savior That Particular Tag And Avoid Seeing Further Posts Celebrating The Imaginary Holiday

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TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I ALREADY TOOK CARE OF THAT.

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8ruises replied to your post: MY QUEUE FINALLY RAN OUT BUT DON’T WORRY. I’M HERE...

… I didn’t even know that was supposed to 8e a thing.

BLAME KANAYA BECAUSE NEITHER DID I. IF I DID KNOW IT WAS A THING, I WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWED UP.

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meddlingfashionista replied to your post: MY QUEUE FINALLY RAN OUT BUT DON’T WORRY. I’M HERE...

What Is Wrong With Appreciating A Loved Ones Physique And Expressing Such Fondness And Admiration In Public

SHARING THE PHYSIQUE.

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MY QUEUE FINALLY RAN OUT BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M HERE TO FIX THAT AND ALSO CONTINUE NOT SOCIALIZING WITH ANYONE.

I WAS GOING TO TALK TO PEOPLE UNTIL I LEARNED FROM A CERTAIN JADEBLOODED WOMAN'S TAGS THAT TODAY IS ASS WEDNESDAY. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE THE PARTICULAR ASS IN QUESTION IN THE FUTURE, NOR DO I ENJOY SEEING IT THE PRESENT. I'M PRETTY SURE PAST ME IS EVEN GAGGING AT THE THOUGH.

WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE JUST KEEP YOU ASSES IN YOUR PANTS, SHORTS, OR OTHER ASSORTED BOTTOM HALF CLOTHING PRODUCTS SO THAT I CAN JUST BE HERE TO LOOK AT GIFS FROM MOVIES I FOUND TO BE SUBPAR BUT SUFFICIENT FOR PASSING THE ENDLESS SWARMS OF TIME I AM PLAGUED BY?

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