Flat Big Foot

 you don’t know jack shit about the peripherals on a pig

[berries]

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[powerfulwizard]

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

[samuug]

[catchymemes]

[laraminecroft]

say no more

[snyggvur]

buT HE WHA T ?

[gotouda]

at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”

[gotouda]

same coworker today she was portioning mustard pickles and i said if i had an old italian man as a pet that would be the slop id put in his trough. and she didnt really like that one either

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[gondwana]

[jeremiahprime]

A visual representation of the last three months for me

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

Okay, you motherfuckers. Sit down. I am going to learn you a thing.

Do you see these little fuckers?

They’re called guidos. They are from a show called Jersey Shore.

From the left in the top row there’s Snooki. She’s the fun party girl who has some awesome quotes.

Standing behind her is Mike — often called The Situation. He’s kind of a prankster, but is always there for his friends when they need him.

Next to him is Jwoww. She’s the more mature girl of the group.

Then there’s Ronnie. He’s the romantic guy with huge muscles but an even bigger heart.

Sitting next to him is Deena. She’s a blast in a glass — if you ask her, at least.

Next to her is Vinny — the smart and considerate one.

Then there’s Sammi Sweetheart. She’s the sweetest bitch you’ll ever meet.

Last but not least we have DJ Pauly D. You definitely want to party with him — just don’t be a stalker.

These motherfuckers are my hecking puppers and I have no idea what I would do without them. They go on these crazy adventures in New Jersey, Miami, and even Italy.

This has been a PSA.

Now fuck off.

[flatbigfoottheory]

feet pics for sale, dm me for prices and cash app!!

[everythingstarstuff]

[sloppystyle]

[vagueshrug]

[coolxatu]

outfit idea

[peppapigvevo]

this took me out

[marytylerwhoore-deactivated2024]

[youkai93]

The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again

[teethwreath]

absolute decadence

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets

[that-twink-over-there]

Lost in the sauce

[ruinedchildhood]

[toloserswithlove-deactivated201]

[v0mmym0mmy-deactivated20200323]

Here's pics of it happening btw

[0-memento-mori-0]

Can we please just-

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