Mostly Warrior Cats by CaptaiinDeer

Are you sure you're meant to be here?

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Warriors- The Original Series Summary

tigerstar: shit bricks firestar im gonna kill u

firestar: wtf m8 lemme just kill the guy who just killed u

spottedleaf: hi i am here just 2 be pretty

graystripe: ek

scourge: FUCK U ALL

sandstorm: hey i used to hate u but fuq now im ur mate

cinderpelt: i can do things just fine but im a medicine cat because of my twisted leg

ravenpaw: *runs away*

bluestar: clam down everyone hold on while i become kinda senile

shadowclan: c'mon guys lets just be bitches

thunderclan: WE WILL SAVE EVERYONNNNE

riverclan: *guards sunningrocks*

windclan: idk why we are here tbh

bloodclan: bow down to the king bastards

skyclan: *we were never even mentioned*

starclan: goddammit lets just give these guys another fucking prophecy to deal with while we have a nice nap, eh boys?

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Me Talking to Friend About Warriors Be Like

Me: Who is ur fav cat

Friend: Scourge

Me: Rlly he's an ass

Friend: I like evil

Me: Man u so cliché

Friend: Well who is ur fav cat

Me: Stormfur

Friend: Ew y

Me: Well u like scourge

Friend: Well that's different

Me: How

*debate goes for 5 hours*

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Ravenpaw’s purple eyes.

Purple eyes.

Purple eyes.

PURPLE EYES.

[damn-twolegs]

how embarrassing would it be if one of the leaders fell out of the tree

[berrystumpytail]

what if all of them did though? Like Rowanstar at the very top falls over and knocks over Bramblestaar who knocks over Mistystar and Onestar and they’re just a pile of fur lying at the base of the tree and everyone’s dead silent except for Squirrelflight who’s laughing her ass off

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Such an unlucky tree...

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~Free Warrior Cats Mary Sue Up 4 Grabs~

Hi my name is Moonstar I am from ThunderClan my mate is Jayfeather he broke da warrior code 4 me I have a dark blue pelt and a moon on my forehead Bramblestar used to have crush on me but Squirrelflight killed him cuz he did and I have a prophecy from Thunderstar because he secretly luvs me 

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OC Tips #01

Don’t name your OC Shadow/Shadowclaw. It is way overused, and if you didn’t know, a shadow is just a grey thing that is blocked from the sun.

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Help ;_;

I just realised. That my OC is a flipping pilot deer.