depression pit

☆ Maya, 20, I really love dogs and memes ☆

[byjove]

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

[byjove]

(he doesn’t know I’m about to union-bust his head open)

[byjove]

post dedicated to the scab actors and writers

[anonniemousefics]

Like a mad king forcing his court jester to dance until his feet bleed, I once again press play on Shadow and Bone Season 2 Episode 1.

[anonniemousefics]

Netflix’s algorithm: Please, sire. Might there be some other show of interest to you? Perhaps Waco? You? I had thought we might regale you with the mysteries of Flight MH370?

Me:

[polartss]

Genya Safin 🥀

[polartss]

Genya Safin 🥀

[valtsv]

"dual wielding is too dangerous and impractical to be effective in real life combat" dual wielding is cool and sexy and sick as fuck and he who makes his enemy look like a lame little punk ass loser has already won half the battle before he even starts fighting the war. sun tzu said that.

[voynichs]

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

[voynichs]

this is a sick computer who threw up

this is a computer with bush

[muckmagister]

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

[raupeka-deactivated20250616]

post canceled thank yous, it's over everyone go home!

[voynichs]

no it's not. the post is still on everybody.

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[st5lker]

you dont understand this is the most important post ever… this post changed my sense of identity politics sex everything

[lucy-j-carlyle-deactivated20231]

i think everyone knows who i’m going to say

[psychecreations]

Lockwood & Co. (2023—) 1.02: Let Go of Me

[hunrising]

Visit Original Link

Medicine - Paris 13/03/2018

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[knifefightscene]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[valtsv]

whats god to a feral woman

[valtsv]

y'all out here drinking your galaxy brain juice today i see

[c-bassmeow]

[ectopusses]

[everythingfox]

“Raptor kitty loves her toy”

(via)

[xenthou]

-featherless

-biped

THIS IS A MAN

[2-teaspoons]

Tumblr user xenthou how does it feel holding the burden of being the funniest fucking person on this hellsite

[samgiddings]

cinematic parallels: tumblr somehow becoming one of the most bearable social media platforms in 2020/2021, and that speed skater who made it to the olympics because everyone else fell over

[samgiddings]

tumblr, doing the bare minimum of keeping posts chronological and not forcing targeted ads down our throats 24/7:

[earthstory]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[darkestelemental616]

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

A featherless biped?

Diogenes:

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

THEY ARE WHAT???

[nanonaturalist]

True: Pangolins are mammals who walk on two legs

[crybourg]

watch out humans

[bogleech]

It’s the 2nd best thing about pangolins after the fact that they’re pinecone monsters