Captain's Log

Every pirate lives by their own rules. They/them Rants while pooping.

[depsidase]

[captain--queen]

New writers will ask you for advice, then argue with you about the advice you just gave them.

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

[bluehairedspidey]

[i-dropped-my-cake]

@funnier-when-objectum ?

[femcassidy]

white people please just purchase native artwork and jewelry from native people i keep seeing idiot white people be like “waaah i wish i could support native creators but its cultural appropriation” girl why would beaders sell you their earrings then. just dont get a medicine wheel or a thunderbird then like damn it is that easy

[idkinsertfanreferencehere]

http://www.beyondbuckskin.com/p/buy-native.html?m=1

[anexperimentallife]

If Native folks are making it to sell to white people with the approval of their tribe, it’s not “appropriation”–its support and appreciation! So yes, buy that native-made dream catcher, but not the mass produced fakes made by white people. Like, you can go to a pow wow and buy native crafts there, too.

[sch-uwu-lchen]

here are some places to get native/indigenous goods and merch online if you can’t find something local or if physical access is an obstacle:

https://sweetgrasstradingco.com/ https://nativeharvest.com/ https://byellowtail.com/ https://www.salishstyle.com/ https://trickstercompany.com/ https://hutxh.com/ https://www.thentvs.com/ https://urbannativeera.com/ https://www.oxdxclothing.com/ https://kotahbear.com/ https://www.totemdesignhouse.com/ https://ginewusa.com/ https://eighthgeneration.com/

and the only native-owned comic shop in the world: https://redplanetbooksncomics.com/

[captain--queen]

Okay, deadass. If I buy something that was obviously handmade, and we're both happy, I'm not likely to get jumped in an alley?

[depsidase]

[guerrillatech]

[captain--queen]

I want to do something to house the homeless in my city, but I've barely been able to house myself for my entire adult life.

[depsidase]

[captain--queen]

I had to run out today to meet the electrician.

At my boring adult job it was "Oh sure. Just go!"

At my shitty part time job it would've been a fucking emergency.

I'm so grateful for this job.

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[animentality]

[captain--queen]

Men in dresses are so fucking weird!

You're like "Hey, I like your skirt."

And they're like "It's a dress. You just can't see it because of my jacket."

GUUURL, did you just mansplain some shit that's been thrust upon me since I came out of my mom? STFU! A "thanks" is always appreciated.

[captain--queen]

Being white and AFAB, I think I'm privileged... Then I meet someone who's ACTUALLY privileged and I'm like "Ooh, that's why."

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[stealingpotatoes]

[stealingpotatoes]

[captain--queen]

Dear God,

I keep dating scrubs. I can't choose a good man for myself. I'm so flipped out over who I think you're sending to me but I'm asking you this anyway: May I please leave my love life in Your hands? You have much better taste than I do, and I know you will give me something far sweeter than I could've ever imagined.

Amen

[captain--queen]

Oh dang. I actually wrote this one down!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[captain--queen]

The internet is wild because you'll be like "I work with kids! I love it! But I'm having a problem..." Ie. They won't stop hitting me, they grew up and they're a toxic person therefore I'm no longer comfortable having them in my life though I used to be their mentor, they keep shifting realities and trying to fuck Judy Hopps IN MY PRESENCE!

People will be like "Yer a p3d0ph!l3! Do their parents know about your unhealthy obsession with them?!"

Bruh. Show me a 15yro that is graying around the temples, has a tiny little beer belly, and uses reading glasses when he thinks I'm not observing him. Older men are scrumptious! Dayum! After a day of working with kids I want to come home to a BOY who doesn't own property, can't smoke cigars with me when something wonderful happens, and can't buy me top shelf whiskey. That's my ultimate fantasy right there. Raising my life partner.

I want a guy that has his own money. He's secure in himself. Gray hair over acne any day! Wtf?

Btw, if I thought about fucking ch!ldren I'd do the world a favor and fall off a cliff. Maybe take my pet cider block for a swim. Who knows. I'm a creative person. That's why I keep ending up teaching art classes.