Oh no, my cake :(

I came here to chew gum and read about gay ships... and I'm all out of gum. allegedly rebarborovy-kolac is my čumblr alter ego.

[cparti-mkiki]

stop on the road

[mickedaster]

oooh they’re pentimenting

[cparti-mkiki]

old man yaoi

[cowboydeluxe]

[astralgardens]

the key to making a good character is giving them a gun and severe suicidal tendencies. and making them gay

[kohannki]

this joke probably has been made before. but I just realized this pun and I have the right to draw something stupid with it 😂💖

[ofide]

why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze

[i-dropped-my-cake]

Excuse me but this is extremely funny.

[manateemermaider]

blueberries based on the maomaoxjinshi meme from apothecary diaries. i feel like this suits their dynamic very well

[manateemermaider]

blueberries based on the maomaoxjinshi meme from apothecary diaries. i feel like this suits their dynamic very well

[trueknights]

Also, I'm watching a Knight's Tale and I just cannot get over the accurate medieval tights that William is wearing. Like you can very much tell it's two pieces of fabric strung together with his underwear showing in the middle and that detail is just very cool to me.

[i-dropped-my-cake]

Yeah and then you zoom in for a second and they're bootcut. I love how they made very good hose and braies and then made the hose bootcut. It tells you everything you need to know about the movie.

[valcabre]

I hc that yellow marigolds remind Henry of someone

[moronislop]

can somebody write a fanfic where it’s 1776 the musical but in an alternate universe where john adams edges thomas jefferson until he agrees to write the declaration of independence Okay thank you😁

[anik]

i love this guy

[verbnounadjective]

anti intellectualism insisting in not looking behind the curtain at the wizard because that isnt normal

[rotisseries]

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

[i-dropped-my-cake]

The big chain owner is his dad. Lelouch claims his coffee is better because it only uses fair trade coffee and almond milk from humanely kept almonds. His (stolen) coffee is better because of the faint aroma of crime committed against a multinational corporation.

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[juney-blues]

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

[markadoo]

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

[395nm]

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

[disfrutalakia]

The reason why Hans will never be able to do a extremely complicated plan to court Henry the way he did with Karolina is because no one but Henry himself would do all the ridiculous tasks he needs for the courtship, and that's because Henry wanted to fuck that blonde man