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amazon is a huge part of the ice deportations as they provide a lot of technology and artificial intelligence to the US government to assist with tracking and raiding immigrants and refugees btw

beatchya

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

dacresdaquiris-deactivated20191

this is a call out post for all of us.

dutchster

my thoughts all the time

tragikempyre-deactivated2013040

ethiopienne

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

alwaysbewoke

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

marsthepanda

If you know who Becky and Jessica are then you qualify fot a veteran's discount #bessica4ever

xiaoguiwang

book vs tv show

BOOK

Crowley: Angel

Aziraphale: My dear

—–

TV SHOW

Crowley: Angel

Aziraphale: Fellow associate,

happifying-things

thelionandthellama

❞One person accepting you can make all the difference.❝

2009-2019

Clear version

neil-gaiman

Was there this much outrage over the "sinfulness" of Good Omens when it was first published?

None whatsoever. We were very disappointed. We were nominated for a religious fiction award instead, although we didn’t win.

summerohnine

do you think dan and phil got that “you and dan/phil are celebrating 10 years of friendship today!” from facebook this morning because i don’t want to imagine that

men be like “there’s a DIFFERENCE between being and ALCHOLIC and just being ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON ALCHOHOL take notes sweaty :/“