Before we get started,does anybody want to get out

I'm not really captain america

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

my biggest insecurity is that I can’t cartwheel. what do I do when I’m filled with joy? I just fucking stand there? It haunts me everyday

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[marisatomay]

KISSINGER ???

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering

[leyfin]

reading an article about the legal and political battle between desantis and disney (tldr desantis is trying to strip disney of their status as an independent psuedo-county in retaliation for them publicly condemning his homophobia bill) and absolutely nothing could have prepared me for this series of paragraphs

[asimpleram]

This was on a post discussing shit parents doing a new satanic panic. Valid points all around but. But I’m crying. This is the funniest lie ever, no parody I could come up with this will be this funny. Nonbinary Julius Cesar

[unprofessionalartist]

It's him, Julius xi/xir

[roundo]

Wii sports last resort

[lakevida]

i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid

[lakevida]

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i'm scared

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[animentality]

[adverseflyer909]

Starting a compilation

[vjola]

i don’t have any red flags. i have a white flag. i give up

[papayajuan2019]

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

[ryan-sometimes]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest Reddit post I’ve seen in a while

[hapalopus]

Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan