I'm Veronica Cucamonga

posting crap since monday

[guanshanbabyfox]

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤

By Old先

[nalah2410]

Chase what we want~  🤣🤣🤣 

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[hurleyquinnzel]

What the fuck is going on in your life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[task-mismanager]

[mesprit]

@6o6

[iconicpopstar]

[gloomdocwife]

@kellylogs 😭💖💖💖

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[mysterymellie]

[shitpost-senpai]

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

[room-of-angel-deactivated201910]

in the english dub she say “-just one more good sob - OKAY I’M READY” and that’s pretty accurate too.

[elliejoys]

Favorite Anime of the Decade (2010s) 

[sailorbrazil]

no talk with me im angy

[walrusofdoom]

Hey who wants to see the best frame from the original Spiderman movie

[super-affection]

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

[analwithpayne-deactivated201312]

waLk into the club like whaddup i got oh no oh god im in the wrong building im so sorry i didnt mean to interrupt this funeral god bless

[trnstlanticism]

MY SISTER SENT ME THIS AND I AM LOSING MY FUCKDKFN MIND

[la-reine326]

Cartoons as John Mulaney Quotes

Steven Universe: When you get kidnapped, not if, when.

Avatar the Last Airbender: I have had a very long day. I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Gravity Falls: You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen?

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: I know I’m never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Over the Garden Wall: That tall child looks terrible. Get some rest tall child.

Twelve Forever: You remember being twelve when you were like no one look at me or I’ll kill myself

Infinity Train: Nah, sister. You’re not getting me to a secondary location.

Star vs the Forces of Evil: My lands stretch across this one bedroom

Adventure Time: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

[blec-boi]

[anxietyproblem]