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depsidase

happypuppypuppy

Nipples out!

🇮🇷 Hadi Vafaeipour, iranian wrestler of 74kg & 29yo (credits to khabar_koshtii)

leeleebug3

It was funnier in my head shshsb

theconcealedweapon

76easy8

Why bother having tenants if I cannot make money. Get the fuck out then. I’ll just as soon tear it down and make it a parking lot then.

theconcealedweapon

"I bought this house that I don't need so that anyone who lives in it must generate profit for me. And if owning this house stops being profitable for me, I will destroy it."

It seems like you're literally admitting that landlords are evil.

catgirl-kaiju

love living during the 3rd Red Scare, the 2nd Lavender Scare, and the 2nd Satanic Panic all at the same time. the political right is so normal and not unhinged at all

topcat77

Peter Bonde Untitled, 2020 Oil on mirror-foil

rodrickheffeley

ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE STEPHANIE HSU YOU'LL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS

derutrot

angrystarwarsnerd

garrett-hannah

SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

capacity

I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

capacity

Wonder what this kings up to these days

blasesaint

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

capacity

Meth ???

blasesaint

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

blasesaint

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

capacity