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Iconic Hockey Tweets 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Just some more references for you guys. Everybody who handles cash should know this. I’m going to be putting them up in our back room for reference.

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MCU YOU ARE NOTHING

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in honor of marvel centering their next spiderman plot around the multiverse, which totally doesn’t sound familiar, I’d like to point out a few more times the mcu was super original

1. the time they went for killer robots

(x men days of future past 2014)

(age of ultron 2015)

2. the time they introduced the character quicksilver in the killer robot movie

(days of future past 2014)

(age of ultron 2015)

3. the time they went for a battle of the two major players, and completely reworked the entire plotline of the captain america film for ..... uhhh .... no reason

(batman vs superman 2016, announced first)

(captain america civil war 2016, announced second)

and 4. (my favorite) the time they finally went for a female lead solo film, and not at all bc they realized female superheroes could be profitable

(Wonder Woman 2017)

(captain marvel 2019)

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How to not be a shitwaffle customer

1. Make eye contact. Say hello, please and thank you. This is basic “how to be nice to people” level shit. Baristas are people. Dont forget that. 2. Tip. 2a. Spare change is standard for a drip coffee. $1 for anything you can’t make yourself. $20 minimum for ordering frappuccinos for your kids entire soccer team. 2b. If the difference between a good tip and a great tip is less than a dollar, leave a great tip.

3. Put things back where you got them from. If you’re looking at merch and decide you don’t want something you’ve picked up, walk your happy ass back to where you got it from. 4. Clean up after yourself. If you spill something, clean that shit up. If your kid pukes all over the chairs, FUCKING ASK FOR A GODDAMNED ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP. We didn’t choose to birth that hellspawn, we’re not cleaning up it’s bilious secretions. 5. Stop trying to game the system. You’re a goddamned adult. Pay for the drink you want and stop thinking that ordering it in a clever way will save you 30 cents. Just don’t do it, you galactic fucktrumpet. 6. Don’t hit on the barista. You’re creepy and your tired, flabby assed joke about “tall blondes” was never funny.