Quita

I only drink 100% Cranberry juice. REMINDER: Do your Kegals. 100 of them. Asshole Today Artist Tomorrow

[onlytwitterpics]

[shouldnt]

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

[mycupofstars]

Do you ever just stare intensely at a joke and wish you had not cheated in crucial high school courses

[xprofessor]

That one time Michelle made Beyoncé and Kelly background singers and Beyoncé caught the Holy Ghost from it

[queenstravelingdarling]

GO THE FUCK OFF MICHELLE!!!

[99perfumebottles]

When its time to do gospel shit Michelle comes in like 

[7mangoes]

why are black men so…….perfect?

[pilotnextdoor-deactivated201901]

We come from black women

[ripjonny]

[hchocolate]

Ummm hold up…

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

Wait a min.

[silkktheshocka]

Lmfao

[thosephotosofanowl]

8/2/15 - New camera practice at the zoo.

[athelind]

OWL FACES DO NOT WORK LIKE EVERYONE THINKS THEY WORK

[hollowedskin]

open face lid

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

Funniest shit on the Internet rite now period

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmfaooooo

[lovedripdrop]

[candiikismet]

This was hilarious

[iverbz]

i assume these hoes fall off mountains all the time they durable as shit

[mieljpg]

cryinggggggg😭😭😭😭😭

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Oh my God there are actually tears in my eyes right now lmbooooo😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Plot twist

[beautyisopinion-deactivated2021]

Why didn’t yall warn somebody I’m fucking cryyyying!!!!

[sonoanthony]

how this nigga toss the sheep like that lmao

[standingcowrrdly]

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

[fairygrasstype]

this post fucked me up

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

LMAO I wasn’t expecting this 😂😂

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

Still love this

[99nihilism-deactivated20191230]

@nowhitelighters

[mirrasmercy]

i was dead at the first neck swivel 😭

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Sweeeet

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[jehovahhthickness]

Literally

[ohnahchill]

“i live here now nigga”

[godmuva-deactivated20200902]

[feminismfuckyeah]

The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous

[peanutsfeelings]

“Snoopy, come home”, 1972.

[cxundrum]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.

[majere636]

The Purge: Season’s Greetings.