I can do this all day.

Captain Jones, tired dad and part time hero.

[captain-jones]

INTRO POST !!

This will probably be short and sweet, as I like work being finished quickly, but knowing myself, I might go on talking for gods knows how long. Howdy, I'm Jersey (Rogers) Jones, but just about everyone calls me Jonesy, so why don't you just use that? I thought I'd finally make an appearance on this app, though it seems I've already been beaten to it, by multiple, other me's- But that's neither here or there, I'm probably just going to use this platform to document my adventures (the trusty ol' voice recorder isn't so trusty anymore), post photos of my dog, and if you're lucky, I might even drop the chocolate chip cookie recipe.

// OOC // Howdy! I'm the runner of this account! I go by he/they !!! I'll be using these tags when posting !! In character posting: #Captain's Orders OOC posting: #Indirect Orders This Jones account will be run based on friends and my own headcanons, aus, all that jazz, so buckle up! Please keep asks SFW !!!! I don't want any of that in my inbox, thank you !!//Note: This account is more or less based on the new and shiny Captain Jonesy skin? Which godforbid hasn't even been released yet, but I couldn't help myself, this man is already so important too me, why not snag an account while i could?//

[heroic-hope]

Hey, every hero's gotta rebrand at least once, right?

I'm Hope, back from a little hiatus, but finally ready to face the challenges of this new island. I guess that includes fighting demons... so I'm Demon Hunter Hope now!

Still happily married to my wife (why would that change?), still bound to the Oracle (but she's back in her necklace), and still training my army of stray cats.

I guess all that's left to do is... find out about what this island has to offer, and how I'm going to need to save them this time.

Hey! I feel like I have some explaining to do about what happened to @/heroic-hope, so let's cut to the chase here. I had a pretty bad mental break and ended up just quitting the Tumblrverse for a while, and while I'm far from being 100% better, I'm back.

For now, I may keep this as my only blog unless I decide to bring Glitch back as well. Having too many blogs definitely did not help me with the burnout.

I apologize for not explaining my disappearance beforehand, but I hope I'll still be welcome back.

- mod Lark

[godslayer-jones]

//OOC//

I didn't want to make this post, and it feels weird posting it after all my accounts have been dead for awhile, but I'll probably be leaving the tumblrverse for awhile.

I want to keep posting, and I hope I can come back, but I think I need a break.

Recent events have happened, and while I do not deny my guilt, it wasn't all my fault, even if I may feel that way.

Johnny's going to be putting the pen down for awhile, and it seems like Jersey (@captain-jones), Montague (@touch-of-diamond), Judge/Jury (@the-judge-and-jury) are all due for a very long nap.

It's been fun.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again.

[guernseythecow]

Hey, Joey-? @captain-jones approaches the fence, holding a small container of cookies.

Long time no see! I finally woke up again after a while, and got some baking done, so I thought, maybe, you'd like some-?

He quietly offers him the tin, being gentle, and quiet, yet kind like he always was with him.

It's those cow sugar cookies you like- He opens said tin, showing them off, proud of his work.

Ah, Jersey!! Hey.

*His smile was more tired then usual, and he- responded to Joey without correction? Usually he was quick to correct, quick to remind his name was "Guernsey," but not this time. He gently took the tin,*

Thank you; I appreciate it!! I know you put a lot of work into these. You settling into the new island okay? Gotta be a surprise to wake up somewhere so different..

[captain-jones]

Oh yeah, it was definitely- an experience.. But I'm doing- better? Can't find Ripley, so I'm anxious, but-

He mumbled a little bit, shrugging his shoulders softly.

Are feeliing okay-? you haven't corrected me y.. when was that last time you slept?

[guernseythecow]

I'm glad you're doing better, and I do hope Ripley is found.. But I slept last night, I just-

*He sighed, flipping down his hood and running a hand through his hair.*

I was cursed; my mind fog is.. gone; for a couple weeks at least. I remember everything. I feel safer staying "undercover" as Guernsey for a good lot of my friends, but you and the other Jones' understand, so I'm not going to bother with hiding it; especially not when I can probably be of assistance.

I'm okay, I'm still taking care of myself; I just- Have more memories then I've had for a long time. More then I'm used to after being in the fog for so long.

[captain-jones]

Glad too hear you're- doing better than-?

He looked unsure, but nodded, smiling softly.

Just know I'm here if you do need a break, okay?

[guernseythecow]

Hey, Joey-? @captain-jones approaches the fence, holding a small container of cookies.

Long time no see! I finally woke up again after a while, and got some baking done, so I thought, maybe, you'd like some-?

He quietly offers him the tin, being gentle, and quiet, yet kind like he always was with him.

It's those cow sugar cookies you like- He opens said tin, showing them off, proud of his work.

Ah, Jersey!! Hey.

*His smile was more tired then usual, and he- responded to Joey without correction? Usually he was quick to correct, quick to remind his name was "Guernsey," but not this time. He gently took the tin,*

Thank you; I appreciate it!! I know you put a lot of work into these. You settling into the new island okay? Gotta be a surprise to wake up somewhere so different..

[captain-jones]

Oh yeah, it was definitely- an experience.. But I'm doing- better? Can't find Ripley, so I'm anxious, but-

He mumbled a little bit, shrugging his shoulders softly.

Are feeliing okay-? you haven't corrected me y.. when was that last time you slept?

[captain-jones]

I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-

.....

Where is my house.

or my cat..?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

[baymax-fn]

*Wanders over*

Hello, I am Baymax. Your personal, healthcare companion.

I was alerted to your Need for Medical Attention when you said: "Back still hurts like a EXPLETIVE." I will scan you now.

[captain-jones]

I'm fine really, but thank you-? Sometimes when you get old, your back just, hurts, a lot? You're baymax, right? My daughter likes that movie.. I think she does, where is MY daughter-?

[baymax-fn]

Scan complete. You are experiencing Moderate to Severe Back Pain due to Age and Poor Posture. Allow me to recommend some treatments, such as Pain Relief Gel and a Posture Brace. Please follow all instructions for the Posture Brace so as not to further weaken your Back Muscles.

You are also suffering from Malnourishment and Dehydration. Might I suggest pausing to Eat and Drink before going much further?

Other older injuries include: Intensive surgery to your Torso, Lung Damage, Intestinal Damage, Hearing Loss, and Nail Damage that indicates repeated chewing. This has been added to your medical profile.

*Baymax tilts your head at your question.*

I have not encountered anyone who shares your Genome. Is finding your Daughter pertinent to your medical care?

[captain-jones]

Yeah, that's a- long story-

But I'll be fine! I've survived this long, it's nothing some brandy and a grilled cheese won't fix-!! But I'll look into that brace, mhm! That might- that might actually help..

She isn't related too medical care no, but she's- important too me..

[captain-jones]

I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-

.....

Where is my house.

or my cat..?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

[baymax-fn]

*Wanders over*

Hello, I am Baymax. Your personal, healthcare companion.

I was alerted to your Need for Medical Attention when you said: "Back still hurts like a EXPLETIVE." I will scan you now.

[captain-jones]

I'm fine really, but thank you-? Sometimes when you get old, your back just, hurts, a lot? You're baymax, right? My daughter likes that movie.. I think she does, where is MY daughter-?

[captain-jones]

I just woke up from the BEST nap Back still hurts like a bitch, bu-

.....

Where is my house.

or my cat..?

WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!

[captain-jones]

*As you listen to @officialjohnjones message, it begins to dawn on you that, maybe, you overslept.*

Fuck- fuck-!! What do you MEAN the island is-

He grabbed his phone, now looking through his contacts; something has to be wrong with the way Jersey was swearing. And now he isn't even answering his own phone-!!

[captain-jones]

*Bzz. Bzz. Bzz*

*You feel the ID Card @officialjohnjones gave you for the Reality Warriors buzzing insistently.*

Though Jersey would normally be oh so quick to reply, he was currently out cold.

He slept on his couch, Ripley on top of him and both still in halloween costumes Jersey's breath smelling faintly of alcohol.

While everyone else worried about the incoming island change, he slept mostly soundly.

[officialjohnjones]

*A loud alarm blares from the device*

[captain-jones]

Jersey jolts awake, sending the cat, and a half finished beer flying across the room.

What the fuck-!? He sits up, rubbing his temple as he looks to the device. How long has that been going off-? Is Jones okay-?? How long have I been-

[captain-jones]

*Bzz. Bzz. Bzz*

*You feel the ID Card @officialjohnjones gave you for the Reality Warriors buzzing insistently.*

Though Jersey would normally be oh so quick to reply, he was currently out cold.

He slept on his couch, Ripley on top of him and both still in halloween costumes Jersey's breath smelling faintly of alcohol.

While everyone else worried about the incoming island change, he slept mostly soundly.

[captain-jones]

Gods, the house feels so empty now-

I know she'll come back, or, I hope she does, but I just-

They grow up so fast.. ..Too fast.

[lordoflatveria-arcive]

Send “🎃” to trick or treat in my muses inbox and see what candy you get!

Bonus points if you include your (sender) costume

[captain-jones]

dad. hey dad. can i tell you something

- @heroic-hope

Mm- yeah? Everything alright?

His head perks up from whatever he's doing, glancing to his daughter.

What is it, honey?

[heroic-hope]

Um, well, she's charging upstairs, and I don't want her to hear...

She goes over to Jersey and whispers

I want to marry Glitch.

She has the biggest smile on her face as she finally says what she's been keeping a secret for a while.

[captain-jones]

Married? don't you think 19's a bit y- He stopped himself, realizing he was only a couple years older than Hope was when he even had kids, or got married.

That's amazing, sweetheart!! When's the wedding-? He was excited for her, he really was, but there was a part of him that hurt, knowing that his baby bird was leaving the nest, getting married.. She was a grown up now, and he knew it.

[captain-jones]

🫂 - @valeria-fortnite

Val! Darling! Come here!! Ohh I've missed you sweetheart- He pulls her into a tight dad hug, rocking her side to side softly as he spoke, trying to keep himself from crying. I know you've been busy, and I know I'm not your favourite person anymore, but you really have to visit more, I'll make your favourite food, whatever it takes, ok Baby-flame?

I love you, Valeria. And I'm proud of you.

He adds, before kissing her forehead, gently.

[captain-jones]

dad. hey dad. can i tell you something

- @heroic-hope

Mm- yeah? Everything alright?

His head perks up from whatever he's doing, glancing to his daughter.

What is it, honey?

[captain-jones]

dad i need a hug 🫂

- @heroic-hope

Come here sweetheart, Dad's here, he's got you.

You're doing amazing kiddo..

He takes a moment to hold her face, making her look at him.

I'm proud of you, and I'm here as long as you need me, alright?