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Lo: Me too.

Lo: Thank you.

Lo: That's not even an option. I don't want to go.

Joe: Just for a little while.

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Lo: The other ones are cute though.

Lo: Don't do anything.

Lo: Yep. I still said no.

Joe: I love those.

Joe: I'll try.

Joe: What if we went together?

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Lo: Behind closed doors, I suppose.

Lo: Joe.

Lo: Nothing. They just keep trying to persuade me to leave with them. They offered to get me an apartment and everything.

Joe: Ah, yes,

Joe: Lauren.

Joe: Really?

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Lo: Yeah! I would totally dress her in stuff like that if it was socially acceptable

Lo: Please?

Lo: They weren't very happy.

Joe: Yeah, me too.

Joe: I can't.

Joe: What happened?

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Lo: That's actually quite funny.

Lo: Promise me you won't ever do anything.

Lo: I told them that I wasn't going to leave. Because I could probably eventually handle leaving my friends and Starkid behind after a while, but I would never be able to handle leaving you behind.

Joe: Isn't it?

Joe: I can't make that promise.

Joe: What'd they say?

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Lo: I won't get mad. I promise.

Lo: No. You can get that idea out of your head.

Lo: Yeah, they were pretty adamant about it.

Joe: Fine. There was one that said 'At least I'm sucking boobs rather than your boyfriends dick' and I laughed for like ten minutes over that one.

Joe: It'll always be there.

Joe: You can't just leave. I can't last a whole week without you. And I'm not going to let us get separated, because we're finally together. No way.

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Joe: Really? How'd they react?

Lo: Tell me.

Lo: I had to beg my dad not to kill him. He went purple. It was pretty scary. My mom wanted me to tell the police so I had to tell her why I couldn't. Then I told them some other stuff and they eventually settled on telling me that they want me to move back to Michigan to get away from him.

Joe: Nah.

Joe: I'm with your dad on this one.

Joe: ...Michigan?