Captain Lawgof's Complaint Corner

Don't just do something! Stand there!

[th4t1guylol]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[captain-lawgof]

Tree run + Specials (draft)

Alright, time to conceptualize my trees and special patches. As far as gear goes:

And then run steps:

Tai bwo wannai teleport, check and replant calquat. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Falador teleport, check and replant maple tree. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Walk to Taverley patch, check and replant maple. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Varrock teleport to square, check and replant maple. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Walk to spirit tree, TP to Stronghold, check and replant maple. Check and replant papaya. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY! TWICE!!!!

Spirit tree TP to village, walk out and follow, check and replant papaya. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Home teleport, stamina refresh, and walk out (house in brimhaven). Check and replant papaya in brimhaven patch. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Charter ship to Catherby. Check and replant papaya. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Lletya teleport. Check and replant papaya. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Teleport to Kourend Castle, minecart to farmer's guild. Check and replant maple. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Go to chest and grab seed dibber, belladonna seeds, mushroom spores, cactus seeds, and cadava berries.

Check and replant cactus in farmer's guild. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Home teleport, use portal to Canifis. Check and replant mushrooms.

Explorer's ring teleport to cabbage patch. Walk to belladonna patch. Check and replant.

Lumbridge teleport, check and replant maple. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

Walk to al kharid cactus patch. Check and replant cactus. DON'T FORGET TO PAY DUMMY!

For hardwoods, just teleport to GE, don the Dramen staff, grab the mahogany saplings, yanillian hops, digsite pendant. Fairy ring to varlamore, check and replant and PAY. Digsite teleport to digsite, travel to hardwoods, check and replant and PAY (x3).

[captain-lawgof]

Hops Run

I know I mostly shitpost here but I want to create my own farming run guides. Yesterday I did a big spreadsheet and bought most of what I need for 99 farming. Might get into it more in a later post, but as far as hops go, I found out that Yanillian hops accounts for most of the GP cost of Mahogany tree farming (payment so they don't get sick). So, I decided to grow my own, since it won't take That much effort overall.

First off! Inventory setup:

Remember the Magic Secatuers, compost, and tools.

Chronicle teleport to south of Varrock and harvest/plant hops. DON'T FORGET TO COMPOST AND PAY DUMMY!

Seer's village magic teleport and harvest/plant hops. DON'T FORGET TO COMPOST AND PAY DUMMY!

Yanille magic teleport and harvest/plant hops. DON'T FORGET TO COMPOST AND PAY DUMMY!

Minigame teleport to castle wars, balloon to Entrana. DON'T FORGET TO COMPOST AND PAY DUMMY!

And then teleport back to GE or whatever. I know I could use ring of duelling for castle wars TP but these runs aren't short enough for minigame TP to be unviable. This run that I just did took 10 minutes while I was writing this on the side and I got 76 hops (ultracomposted) so 1 run a day should be fine for just mahogany payments every 4ish days. I also had mathed out that I could supercompost, so that's prob where I'll go in the future, but I got the ultracompost so I may as well use them.

[captain-lawgof]

what is with dust devils and saying "yes" all the time when you hit them? I wonder who hurt them... other than meeeeeee :3

[captain-lawgof]

does anyone else go to guardians of the rift just to hear the beautiful music and cry a bit? always strikes me. don't even have to be sad.

[captain-lawgof]

smoking the runescape weed, the canifis cannabis, the morytania marijuana, this shit will take u to darkmeyer and put u to slepe. is this anything?

[toldasor]

That Kandarin Kush, a Brimhaven Bowl, the Lumbridge Leaf, going to Karamja for the Hazelmere Hash

[captain-lawgof]

smoking the runescape weed, the canifis cannabis, the morytania marijuana, this shit will take u to darkmeyer and put u to slepe. is this anything?

[makobreak]

shrimp. shrimp. shri

[socialmaya]

[hollowtones]

Miss Holly can you post your runescape mining 2023 wrapped?

[hollowtones]

She was in the top 1% of Coal this year,

[tiurfeciuj]

thinking about bong blaster

[captain-lawgof]

jad is acting like some kind of anti-chad the way he refuses to let me kill him!! just once!!! please bitch. I need to be held.

[captain-lawgof]

YOUR FAVORITE BOY JUST GOT ROCKY WHILE FEELING AROUND THE POCKETS OF AN ARDOUGNE KNIGHT!!

[captain-lawgof]

update: guess who just got the fucking giant squirrel while doing seer's village agility course!!!!!!! 2 in one week is soooo huge!!!!

[mirakurutaimu]

draynor flow

im a frog sucking the swamp bubbles in the swmap. we smokin ranarr herb. smoking that king awowogei south kharidian karambwan deluxe mega millions platinum token banshee bob kush. we smoking kalphite beetles. i'm on 12 saradomin brews smoking guthix dick. we smokin zeah banshee ashes. we snortin that good khazard asgarnian warlord jubblies. they must have a PK skull, they forgot that I'M HIM. that morytania backwoods pack hittin that rotten food smell like a slayer helm (i). we smokin swamp tar in a glassblowing pipe and blowing saradomin's bubbles. i'm sick in the head. i'm on them kandarin region purple sweets. i'm on them zul'andra zulrahs. i'm on them falador feeders. i like my ranger boots in the clue casket. i'll have to emote on em next time. i don't give a fuck if i get pk'd, i don't need to see the casket anyway. i'm high on 12 general graardors., lookin to beat the cum out of a thick fresh redwood. we smokin filtered runes you stupid piece of ****. i'll fuckin lure you. call that pussy the underground pass, cuz i'm in this bitch and i can't get out. last guy who ran off on the guild got choked out by some ferocious gloves. the last thing he ever saw was the ge exchange price on em.

[captain-lawgof]

YOUR FAVORITE BOY JUST GOT ROCKY WHILE FEELING AROUND THE POCKETS OF AN ARDOUGNE KNIGHT!!