Baby Need Smoko

I tag things incorrectly and do not accept constructive criticism. Tip me a dollar and I'll blaze more weird stuff.

[spaceytingz]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

"Singers are professional liars. They don't really sound like that, they're just moving their voices up and down for a few minutes at a time."

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexseanchai]

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

[flareonfloof]

its a bit easier for astronomers

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

[flareonfloof]

are they hydrogen or helium

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

[flareonfloof]

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

[flareonfloof]

im an astrophysicist

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

but but, science is science?!

[flareonfloof]

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

[katzeregi]

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[geekysteven]

Being embarrassed by what I enjoy is laughable. As a babe my mother submerged me in the River Cringe and I am impervious to social damage.

[geekysteven]

Don't make fun of my ankles though, no reason

[th4t1guylol]

Omg, the IRA, welcome back!

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[halondrus]

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[girlnephew]

[rslashrats]

???

[dogpuppy]

[tetrafelino]

Gente eu tô me mijando de rir com esse vídeo

[th4t1guylol]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[sanddorn123]

Trader Joe's is fun: in Germany it's the brand for cheapo US-style fast food… and it's Aldi Nord (blue in the map). Aldi US is Aldi Süd (other brother). It's basically a Treaty of Tordesillas, but including Europe and without any direct involvement of the Pope. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldi#Internationally