MOVED.

same url. drink water you fools

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Are you a fan of mii lore? Too bad, you are now.

A recently revamped multimuse blog written by Kirm. Maybe I’ll have a fancy graphic later, but this is the promo you’re going to get, it’s been five years there’s no way I’m NOT making an archive.

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Are you a fan of mii lore? Too bad, you are now.

A recently revamped multimuse blog written by Kirm. Maybe I’ll have a fancy graphic later, but this is the promo you’re going to get, it’s been five years there’s no way I’m NOT making an archive.

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Are you a fan of mii lore? Too bad, you are now.

A recently revamped multimuse blog written by Kirm. Maybe I’ll have a fancy graphic later, but this is the promo you’re going to get, it’s been five years there’s no way I’m NOT making an archive.

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 Currently in the process of moving to a revamped blog, pardon the dust you may see for a second.

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DRABBLE: LOOKED UNDER A ROCK A FEW TIMES,

 “...WE HAVE LOOKED UNDER THIRTY ROCKS ALL ACROSS THE ISLAND AND NOT A SINGLE SECRET ENTRANCE OR COMICALLY LARGE RED BUTTON. EITHER WE MISSED A ROCK, OR HE’S REALLY GOOD AT HIDING.”

 [ THIRTY-TWO ROCKS. ] Guy had distantly said, off to the side.

 “Well, where haven’t we looked?” Mari said, holding a map to Wuhu Island that she had wisely asked to get. After the initial sheer confusion of watching Papyrus eat a donut and it not falling right through his jawbone, of course.

 “WELL, LETS SEE--” Instead of casually just, taking the map like a normal person, Papyrus gently grabbed Mari by the scruff and had her hold up the map in front of him. “WE CHECKED THE OUTSKIRTS AND BEACHES OF THE ISLAND... THERE’S NO WAY HE’S IN THE SQUARE, OR TOWN, WE WOULD’VE PASSED HIM BY... AGH! PERHAPS SPACE SKELETONS TRULY HAVE DIFFERENT WAYS OF HIDING THEIR SECRET BASES.”

 “Maybe we should’ve checked under that weirdly giant orange around the archery...” Mari mewed, “Maybe they’ve left a trail someplace?”

“A GOOD SKELETON DOESN’T JUST SPILL HIS BONES ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND I HAVE NOT SEEN A SINGLE ONE.” Papyrus interjected, “I PROPOSE WE START DIGGING STRAIGHT DOWN--”

[ THERE’S A TRAIL. ] Guy suddenly spoke up again, as both Papyrus and Mari looked over.

 Indeed, the Cruel Smash Mii was right. Off to the side there was just multiple scattered Wuhu Island related nick-nacks and snacks, clearly not dropped on purpose. I mean, come on, who would drop a Wally the Wuhu Whale plush on purpose. The three exchanged glances as Papyrus just stood there, completely still, as he gently placed Mari back on the ground with her silly little map.

 “I AM JUST GOING TO ASSUME THAT TRAIL WAS RECENTLY MADE AND WE DIDN’T LIFT UP THIRTY-TWO ROCKS FOR NOTHING.” Papyrus said, as he was quick to trot after the trail, as Mari and Guy quickly followed. 

 Sure enough, they happened upon The Mysterious Ruins. Mari looked down on her map, flipped it around a few times, and squinted at it.

 “It says that this place is--...” Her claw tapped against the symbol key on the side. “...’Dan-ger, Oof leemits. That’s a weird name for a place.”

 [ THIS IS WHERE THEY’VE BEEN HIDING. MY GUEST DID NOT INFORM ME OF THIS PLACE WHEN DESIGNATING ME TO WUHU ISLAND. ] Guy couldn’t help but squint over Mari’s shoulder. Oof Leemits...

 “THIS IS CERTAINLY THE PLACE,” He pointed at the ‘SKELETONS ARE COOL’ scribbled over a sign, “WE MUST GO IN! OUR MISSION TO CAPTURE THE CAPTURER SHALL BE COMPLETE! BUT KNOWING SKELETONS-- FROM SPACE OR NOT, THERE MAY BE MANY JAPES AND PUZZLES IN THERE?”

 [ JAPES ..? ] Guy said oddly quieter than usual, clearly still not really accustomed to that word. It’s like hearing a word like ‘aglet’ for the first time, takes a second. 

“YES GUY, JAPES. JUST A REMINDER-- YOU WILL NOT. BE PUNCHING ANYBODY, HERE. OR ‘SNAPPING THEM LIKE A TWIG’, AS YOU PUT IT IN PRIOR CONVERSATIONS.”

[ WHY NOT. ] 

“WE CAN’T CAPTURE SOMEONE AND BEAT THEM UP! THAT GOES AGAINST THE INTERNAL LESSON WE’RE TRYING TO TEACH GOLD BONE, HERE. BESIDES, THIS... ‘GUEST’ WHO SENT YOU HERE, SAID TO STOP HIM BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, RIGHT?”

[ YES. ]

“SO THIS IS A MEANS.”

…

 [ WELL, YES, B -- ]

 “EXCELLENT! I’M GLAD WE CAN AGREE. NOW LETS GET GOING, YOU TWO!” Fast and determined as ever, Papyrus just flat out entered the ‘open’ ruins, taking no note of the rubble nearby. As Mari and Guy followed after, the size of the place took the three of them slightly aback. From all of their surprisingly casual talks with the miis on the island, nobody really mentioned this place.

  “Who do you think built all of this?” Mari said as she couldn’t help but stare at the unknown language that was sprawled on a few of the walls, “It couldn’t have been Gold Bone, it’s too big, I think.”

“OH MY GOD, HE PROBABLY STOLE HIS SECRET BASE TOO. ALAS, HE IS TRULY STUCK IN THE OLD SKELETON WAYS,” Papyrus said, mournfully, as they followed the trail of candy wrappers and other miscellaneous objects. He squinted at the levers nearby, as Mari frowned.

 “What do you think those do?” The plant cat tilted her head. 

 “LEVERS EITHER LEAD TO PUZZLE SOLUTIONS, OR TRAPS...” The tall skeleton pondered. “DO WE JUST IGNORE THEM IN FAVOR OF THE TRAIL? AUGH. TRULY A TOUGH CHOICE TO THINK ABOUT...”

 Almost in unison, they both turned towards where Guy was, but. That space next to them was suddenly lacking a Cruel Smash Mii. They both were clearly about to yell ‘GUY’, until they here a small noise off to the side, right off the trail that they were following.

 “Cee! Cee!” A tiny squeaking cry was heard out. Their attention snapped towards Guy taking a completely different path, following... Something. Mari was quick to scamper on all fours towards him, as she was quick to find out what had taken him off of the path.

 “Cee!” The Unown cried out again, as Mari stared up at it. Guy’s expression remained flat, as the letter-shaped pokemon seemed to look back and forth between the two.

 Flat expression.    Cat.      Flat expression.        Cat.          Flat expression...             Cat...

 “What is that?” Mari said, visibly puzzled.

 [ IT WAS TRYING TO SNEAK UP ON US. ] Guy firmly said. [ IT COULD BE WORKING FOR THE ENEMY. ]

“GUY. THAT IS A LETTER.” Papyrus had just spontaneously popped up behind them, which might’ve been a bit scarier if it wasn’t Papyrus. “MY KNOWLEDGE ON THESE CREATURES ARE SADLY LIMITED, BUT IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE POKEMONS PEOPLE SPEAK OF SO FONDLY AROUND HERE.”

 “Cee, cee!” The Unown repeated, as it spun in the air and flew into the untrailed path. 

“...Should we follow it?” Mari can’t help but say. “‘C’ is a pirates favorite letter, but I think we should see what it wants to show us, mrw.”

“DID MY BROTHER TEACH YOU THAT JOKE.” Papyrus couldn’t help but do a double take at the cat, those weird skeleton eyes popped out all the while. 

 “Maybe.” She quietly replied.

“HE IS CORRUPTING YOUR LITTLE CAT MIND WITH THE FUNNY!!!” He yelled a bit, causing a slight bit of commotion with the pokemon hidden about the area. “BUT! I SAY WE FOLLOW IT. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUY?”

[ I HAVE NO REASON TO DOUBT THE LETTER C. ] Guy began to go down the dark path that the Unown had flown off in, and after the vague agreement, the cat and skeleton followed.  

There were stairs, multiple writings on the walls, and the occasional open and long empty halls. It seemed as if the little letter was simply leading them on, until they came across a set of three switches, with large text in that same unknown language on the wall. It seemed like a dead end, but the Unown was trying to draw attention to the third switch.

 “Does it want us to pull it?” The cat looked to Papyrus for input, as he was clearly thinking. Wayyy too hard about it.

 “THE THIRD LETTER IN THE ALPHABET IS C, BUT WHAT IF IT’S A RED HERRING... THAT LEVER COULD OPEN UP A PIT, OR REVEAL A POKEMON THAT ISN’T AS LETTER SHAPED OR AS CASUAL.” He rubbed his ‘chin’, “WHO IS GOING TO PUSH THE LEVER IF WE DO--”

 There was a slight rumble as a slab off to the side opened up like a door, revealing a staircase, with some light at the end. Papyrus just. Turned towards Guy, who had very casually flipped the switch, much to the Unown’s delight(?). 

 “GUY, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING CAREFUL ABOUT JAPES LIKE, TEN MINUTES AGO.” 

[ THE DOOR IS OPEN. ] He had flatly replied. 

“GUY! WHAT IF A ROCK BONKED YOU ON THE HEAD. YOU COULD’VE BEEN INJURED!”

[ A ROCK WOULD NOT BE ENOUGH TO STOP ME. ]

“LOOK, GUY, IF Y--”

As Papyrus and Guy bickered in the background (to be fair, Papyrus was doing 98% of the bickering), Mari took notice of the Unown, who was hovering over a part of the wall. She walked over, as it made a little bit of noise as she realized there was a loose brick in a wall. She nudges the brick out of the way, revealing... What looked to be a very, very old notebook. It was small, and the light green cover had a letter on it that was in the same language on the walls. She carefully opened it to reveal that exact same unknown language, the only thing Mari was able to read were the numbers in the corner of each page. 

 “Huh... What’s this all about,” As she looked up to where the Unown was, it was simply... Gone. She looked at the text for a while, before she simply put the notebook away into her little tail, for later. Maybe somebody could read it. And it wasn’t stealing if it was shown to her, right? She looked back over to the two and began to make her way to the now open hidden door.

 “Come on guys, there’s something this way.” Mari began to make her way down the stairs, as Papyrus and Guy both couldn’t help but make small flabbergasted noises that cut off their ‘conversation’, clearly knowing that they both did not want a rock to bonk Mari on the head, either. 

 “WHAT’S THAT LIGHT COMING FROM?” Papyrus squinted, “ARE WE CLOSE?”

The staircase let them to a downwards slope of a hallway, which lead to... A large in. It seemed like there was a trap door that was there, but due to time it was long gone, the high hole only being shrouded in the darkness of the cavern. Papyrus got some binoculars out of seemingly nowhere, squinting down. ‘Golbonia’ was spray painted on it, so naturally.

 “YES! YES, THAT IS IT! THE FRUITS OF OUR SEARCHING LABOR!” The skeleton couldn’t help but say, gleefully. “IT’S A SHORT FALL, BUT AS LONG AS WE’RE SMART ABOUT THIS, WE CAN PROBABLY SNEAK IN AND LISTEN IN ON THEIR JAPES AND PLANS.”

 “Wh... Who builds an inn in a giant cave?” The cat mews, “That HAD to be here before he stole it, right?”

[ WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN INN AND A HOTEL. ] The Cruel Smash Mii blankly added.

 Both Mari and Papyrus clearly blanked out, unable to answer the question.

“...ANYWAYS! LETS FORMULATE A PLA--” Long pause. “OH MY GOD WE DIDN’T EVEN COME UP WITH A TEAM NAME YET. WHAT A FOOL I AM. WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES WITH. I HAVE TO THINK... SOMETHING WITH ‘TRIO’ IN IT, FOR SURE.”

Mari looked over to Guy, who was completely blanked out, now. If he was more of a humorous type of guy, he would’ve gone ‘Mari, I didn’t even have a name, I’m terrible with names’, but just that usual silence. As Papyrus began to list stuff off such as ‘THE TROUBLESOME TRIO-- NO, WE ARENT --AUGH’, Mari gently pressed her side into Guy, meowing a bit.

...And she quietly watched as Guy just began to slide down the slope, just in his static standing pose. Straight for the Inn below. Papyrus gasped loudly, fumbling down the slope as well in an attempt to get Guy back on less slanted ground.

  “GUY!!!” His yelp was probably heard throughout the cave, as he managed to grab Guy by his legs, but now they were both going down, down what was now essentially a slightly uncomfortable ancient slide. 

 “Papyrus! Guy!” Mari’s smaller voice, however, was not, as she managed to grab the end of Papyrus’s scarf, which halted them for a moment, but the weight of the two clearly caught the cat off guard, as she too began to slide down. There was a decent amount of fumbling, before what essentially became a ball of cat, skeleton, and mii headed straight for the inn at a rapid rate, casually bouncing off of the floor as it made impact and barging in through the front door of the inn. No Small Bone could stop the momentum that was essentially a small katamari of Gold Bone seekers until it actually properly stopped. 

 ...Well, that’s one way to throw stealth out of the window.

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  “Redemption? I rather die.”

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@0vershadowed​

this better not be foreshadowing. kirm. kirm look me in the eyes and tell me its not foreshadowing-

No she’s fine she’s having donuts with guy and papyrus she’s totally fine don’t worry about it

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I really like the ‘variety’ of innocent muses when it comes to how the muns react to them being put into genuinely bad situations. Ok. Like, sure. Seeing Kirby getting harmed sucks of course, but you know he can get up from a rough battle. Despite his young age, he has dealt with eldritch abominations. The works. 

If I caused great harm to Mari, however, I know the general reaction would be;

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Michelle Hodkin, The Evolution of Mara Dyer

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  “Why are you guys saying mii brawler names aloud? In full?”

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@skyfcx​ asked:

1. favorite deodorant? toothpaste? lotion? 2. do they sing in the shower? what’s their go-to song if so? & 3. have they ever used a dating app? how did it go? all for papyrus!

muses be like (foghorn noise)

 Papyrus is always lightly made fun of by his brother over how much products he uses. It’s legtiamately hard to smell bad as a skeleton monster, but he still insists on buying all of this stuff. Sans still brushes his teeth of course. When it comes to deodorant, 100%. MTT-brand stuff. It has literal purple glitter in it for some god forsaken reason, but it works as intended. For toothpaste, Papyrus will default to mint (Ol’ Reliable as he calls it), but he WILL grab any ‘wacky’ toothpaste flavors he sees in the store. And probably regret it the second he uses it. Lotion is also MTT-brand-- He can’t really help himself. He sees ‘MTT’ on a beauty product or whatever and goes wild. Old habits die hard.

Yes, he does sing in the shower, no matter how short they can be due to. Motions to him being a skeleton. What does he sing, though? Mostly just. Songs he makes up about himself in his head. He has woken up Sans multiple times with these, mind you.

I’m going to be honest. Given Papyrus’s sheer lack of experience with dating as shown in the Underground, he probably doesn’t know what a dating app is. He would probably assume it’s an app that pairs you up with someone who TEACHES you how to date people, all things considered. Maybe someday he’ll get into the flow of it. 

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Anonymous asked:

//Helllo you STINKY ROLEPLAYER

Go eat sushi ugly >:(

 Oh wow! Finally, after a year of utter silence, a piece of actual, legitimate anon hate that totally wasn’t sent in jest! Finally, I can go on and ramble for paragraphs on end about how terrible you are instead of just IP blocking you.

lol the second I 100% miitopia NONE of you are allowed to question Jae. NONE of you.

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@lapinferno​ asked:

favorite place they’ve ever been?  what made it their favorite? and what would they do for a klondike bar? (for kirby), what’s one thing they’ve done that they’re the most proud of? (for mari)

muses be like (foghorn noise)

 Kirby’s been all over the place. It’s genuinely hard to think about. He’s seen a lot of beauty, good food, expansive ruins... Saying ‘Popstar as a whole’ is kind of a cheap answer, even if it would be true in his mind. In the end, if he had to pin down one place... Green Greens. It’s a nice place to bring friends, a lot of fruits grow there, and it’s generally the best stargazing area at night. Sure, there are a lot of places with more splendor, but Green Greens is just. Home.

Also he’d do this for a klondike bar. No questions asked.

 For Mari, it’s hard to say. Truly, Mari does things because she is Mari. Not too much thought outside of ‘try to be nice’, all things considered. If she had to really think about it, Mari would be proud of herself! It’s less of a pride thing and a ‘look at me and all of my friends :3′ thing. Again, being an alien chucked at a planet like ‘hey. hey this is a new place, stop bad guys’ is objectively scary on paper.

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 Kind of want to archive this blog and just make a fresh blog with the same url and same relationships and muses ofc. This blog is showing its age with the tags, though.

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@asklordofthelost​ asked:

For Jae: when they look into a mirror, are they happy with what they see? why or why not? / For Scarlet: favorite place they’ve ever been? what made it their favorite? / For Papyrus: what would they do for a klondike bar?

muses be like (foghorn noise)

  It’s hard to say, Jae would say. She’s tried to be less pessimistic, she wouldn’t outright call herself ugly, but she just... Can’t shake off how plain she looks, she’d think that would be the best word for it. There’s multiple blonde women, hell, some with blue eyes in Smash Brothers for gods sake, she never really stands out outside of being less pretty than the likes of Peach, in her silent opinion. Is she beautiful? Is she really unique, in the grand scheme of the world that is genuinely bigger than she could’ve ever imagined? When she looks into a mirror, she just sees... Someone. Someone who blends into a crowd too well.

 Scarlets been to a lot of places, especially after. The incident. You know, maybe try to take up travelling as a hobby, maybe? She is fond of Wuhu Island, of course, but trying to pin down a certain location is a bit hard. Sure, she loves where she works, even if it’s bittersweet that Scimad Labs fully belongs to her now. Hobbiville, after a lot of time, has been able to develop more and recoup from its losses. One place that was added however would objectively be her favorite though-- The museum. It’s one of those larger ones with a lot of variety in its exhibits and even a small aquarium off to the side in it. It’s a nice, quiet place to walk with some nice things to see. What’s not to like?

 Papyrus would loudly say “THIS” and just flat disappear for a full twenty seconds. Then he would just suddenly pop back into existence. He’d then ask you if he needs to do it again,

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hey guys its emmet! i originally owned @musickeys​ but ive since wound up locked out of it so I’m here now

feel free to reblog / like this so ppl can find me again #thanks