EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER

These are the things that I find humorous.

[captain-no-pants]

#pleasedonotlookatme #Ihavemadeamistake

[captain-no-pants]

Just feelin bad for all the bread out there gettin ruined. If you want flat bread, make some naan. #breadmurder #yeastmatters #bakeitdontbreakit

[captain-no-pants]

More pro tips. You're welcome. #officelife #realpantsareforsquares

[captain-no-pants]

#diy #lifehacks #youarewelcome #noneedtothankme #protips #diyhacks #diyer

[captain-no-pants]

Meetings, am I right? #townhall #thosearenotrealquestions #nooneisimpressed

[gattsu]

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

[gremlinkisser]

how can you post this and not the others

[captain-no-pants]

Hey, look at these dragons. Their performance checks are off the charts.

[itey-deactivated20160606]

Do you want to know what is truly ruining the sanctity of marriage?

Minion wedding cake toppers.

[captain-no-pants]

YOU’RE SO RIGHT. OH GOD.

[khrusothronos-deactivated201809]

I don’t know who’d I rather be: the otters or Nathan.

[justjill]

NOPE

[mrskaderbeck]

Can’t I just join them?

[captain-no-pants]

MOTHA FUCKIN SWOOOON

[crimesagainsthughsmanatees]

[captain-no-pants]

He’s so right.

[shencomix]

You’re so cool, Onee-chan!

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[captain-no-pants]

Yeah, I would watch this.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[captain-no-pants]

Only 5 minutes left!

[cardurr]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(comic by cardurr)

[captain-no-pants]

I will never be as sexy as Jon Snow.

[iamjustaparanoidgirl]

Art by TAKUMI™ (Twitter)

[awkwardzz]

Ugh I want these framed and hung in my house.

[captain-no-pants]

All of these! FOREVER! :’D

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[oatmeal]

[ssk-analogmedium]

[drawspoopymisha]

[neoliberalismkills]

I WAS SO HOPING THAT WAS THE REACTION GIF AND IT WAS, PERFECT

[captain-no-pants]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS :D

[captain-no-pants]

Eyes slideways, spud.