I make the commands. You follow them.

Killian. 25. Chef. Computer nerd. Loves playing video games, listening to music, and drawing.

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[ironwoman359]

OH GOSH I always forget about this post until I see it but it’s so great XD

[lastvalyrian]

It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, a movie released in 2001, has scenes that are in extreme darkness (like the giant squid fight at the gates of Moria) and I can still easily tell what is going on. It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, which once again is from the year 2001, has quiet dialogue scenes and loud action scenes and yet I do not constantly have to mess with the volume to hear what is being said and avoid having my ears blown out, respectively. Why is this remarkable again

[weirdnessisgood]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

hey boys

[moved-to-thefinalpotoo]

[memewhore]

[phantomthread2017]

he can’t be real

[roboco-san]

you might have face blindness king

[rongzhi]

Incorrect dumpling folding methods only

[fuckyeanihilism]

[that-is-not-milk]

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

[boobachu]

I drive a chevy impale

[ampervadasz]

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[friendlybatteringram]

[lycheesodas]

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

[lycheesodas]

@pretend-im-not-there is the one who wrote the previous scenario! and @insomniarama​ came up with froyo and ham 😂 so:

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[fauxfable]

the tail wag on her way down

[suriliebrothers]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[toxictiktoks]

[macaronicowgurl]

[galmiahthepigeon]

shocked and betrayed.

[crittizen]

Sound ON

[multishipping-goodness]

@thedeadmemereturns

[thedeadmemereturns]

[sloppystyle]

[seabassapologist]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

happy space cowboy saturday

[theskywaker]

amaterasu suggested by a patron. i’ve never played this game actually, but i had fun painting the fur. thanks!

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[shutyourmoustache]

The goose

is running loose

to the sound

of lizzo’s “juice.”