Listen guys it takes SKILL to get three kids through an airport by yourself without losing one. Absolute skill.
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@captain2cool4skool
Listen guys it takes SKILL to get three kids through an airport by yourself without losing one. Absolute skill.
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
It’s not even Halloween yet and I’ve eaten 30 pieces of candy already
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
It’s almost 1am and I’m laying in bed with a glass of wine catching up on This Is Us. Is this what the life of a housewife is like????
Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor Ragnarok and Ted Danson as Michael in the Good Place have the same energy
they’re friends
Being in LA for shows has been a blessing. I got to spend 5 days at home with my son and the love of my life. And he FINALLY managed to stop me long enough the other night to have Danny snap a pic of us together. Thank you, @captain2cool4skool for being so supportive during this wild tour! I love you so much.
Love and miss you already even though you haven’t left 💙💙💙💙
i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave
It feels weird to not be touring after doing nothing but tour for the last 4 years. Send help.
My boyfriend was TOO BUSY to take a selfie with me, jerk. So instead I took a selfie with his tour manager....who is also our tour manager and was ours first. And without him I would’ve never met Max in the first place. 😊
My kids took this long to find that DAMN baby shark song. I thought I was lucky enough to avoid it 😂😂
Max is out on tour and honestly these kids and dogs are going to over run me at some point. Send help. SOS.
I spilled two cups of coffee on myself today the universe is telling me to not have it. I refuse to listen though
Gonna bring you your next coffee in one of Nash’s sippy cups.
I don’t think that’s gunna help 😂😂
This new season of American Horror Story is odd....but aren’t they all?
current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur
I spilled two cups of coffee on myself today the universe is telling me to not have it. I refuse to listen though
The go-to pose I’ve done for 20 years.