can we have some half-assed academia please, for those of us who want to do the bare minimum
handwriting legible only to the writer, but not in that mysterious calligraphy way, we’re talking kindergartner script
oversized hoodies, sweatpants, leggings, that one t-shirt you got during orientation, buns, braids, hairbands, bandanas, I just want my hair out of my face
all readings are pdfs, all highlighting is done in that ugly ass mustard yellow default Preview highlighter color
post-its literally fucking everywhere—on books, printouts, walls, windows, computer, etc. layered on top of each other because you keep adding to your hoard.
assignments submitted with less than a minute to go
“I haven’t started that yet lmao”
and yet, surprisingly okay GPA because procrastination is expected as well as accounted for
“Dear Professor So-and-So, I hope you are doing well. Unfortunately, I have been struggling with the latest assignment and will not be able to finish it on time. Would it be possible to get an extension? Thank you.“
Keurig/pod/instant coffee because you gotta get your caffeine somehow
“bold of you to assume i did the homework”
what do you mean color coding, all notes will be done with my trusty Zebra Sarasa Dry X20 0.7 because I got a twelve-pack from Amazon and it dries quickly and I killed my eyesight through childhood late-night reading so I require BIG BOLD LETTERS and I don’t care if it looks ugly
having too much faith in Quizlet
all the “my last two brain cells” memes
your life gradually deteriorates as the semester/quarter goes on
you walk out of your final exam content with the blissful sense of another class successfully bullshitted
turnnoffyourmind
areudirty
prguitarman
germansingergirl
theartofmadeline
s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s
yousharknotpass
