You think I'm a bitch, don't you?

She/her British, swearing is my love language. NSFW, adult content likely. 40+. Probably too old for this. Here for middle aged law enforcement idiots in love. captainbamf.bsky.social

[knightmediaclips3]

Law & Order SVU: "Hubris" [27x12]

Liv and CJ work together

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[evilwriter37]

Ya know, we tell the fancops to go to fanfiction.net and stop using ao3 if they hate it so much, but like, they would never survive there! I haven’t gone on in probably almost a decade, but there aren’t really tags, and really no warnings. You get the title and the summary. You will get jumpscared by stuff you don’t want to see. Ao3 is a fucking oasis compared to ff.net (or god forbid, Wattpad), but they’re too entitled to see it. Ao3 has such an extensive tagging and warning system. It’s honestly really impressive. And they have filters. Filters. You can exclude the stuff you hate!!! No one is forcing you to read any of this!!! You can mute and block people on ao3 now too!! If you’re seeing all this stuff you hate but aren’t using the tools available to you just so you can throw a fit, that’s your own fucking problem. Quit making it everyone else’s.

[lalaleeiillaa]

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

[captainbamf]

This season is giving me faith in my beloved show again. Female show runner, Amanda is back, Carisi is back on his game.... it's like early seasons but with more character development. The cases have been interesting. It's just making me happy.

I have theories that I don't think will be popular, they involve a promotion, a promoted CO and a nice way for things to end.

[sacred-portal]

[captainbamf]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I'd like to say "who knew" but I did, I knew I'd still be here

[an0nbarbie]

BABE WAKE UP!!!!!!!!

[nyancrimew]

we are past swifties calling themselves punks and have arrived at swift calling herself punk

[ruckuscauser]

[kaijuno]

[tlaquetzqui]

Never before has an animal’s face so clearly expressed “You think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

[aliaoftheknives]

one day she’s gonna put out an album of nothing just white noise and unlabeled tracklist and ask swifties to imagine the songs and they’ll be like i hear it

[bitchboylinus]

knuckle tattoos that say DEAD DOVE

[bobbyseyesmile]

elliot stabler was the beginning of my daddy kink and is the reason it continues

[bobbyseyesmile]

damn forgot about this post but still thirsting over him lmao

[an0nbarbie]

DADDY V. ZADDY

[ashenmind]

“soft-bottomed pit” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it

[quirkette100]

Soft-bottomed pit

Boots with the fur

[svu-bracket]

playoffs (round 1)

which era of olivia's style is better?

Dressing Like A Girl So Maybe He'll Notice Me (seasons 6-7)

Depression Chic (seasons 13-14)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

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Dressing Like a Girl So Maybe He'll Notice Me (season 6-7): tbh says it all in the title. she started dressing like a girl so maybe he'd notice her. hair is fully grown out from the Big Chop. lip gloss does a lot of the heavy lifting in season 6. really thin eyebrows also doing their big one. we've got the 911 dress & more season 7.

Depression Chic (season 13-14): eyeliner budget was through the roof. season 13 was huge for a lil wave in her hair + she dyes it pretty dark in season 14. and she loved a v-neck sweater,

[svu-bracket]

playoffs (round 1)

which era of olivia's style is better?

PTSD Chic (season 15)

I'll Tell You How I Am Doing, Not Well Bitch (season 21-23)

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

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PTSD Chic (season 15): the ptsd bob. black nails! dark eyes! the trauma response dinner party look!

I'll Tell You How I Am Doing, Not Well Bitch (season 21-23): let's be honest, big mama had a lot goin on. huge time for the middle part & soft curl. she lived for a face-framing bang. black trench coats. a colorful blouse here and there makeup usually very dialed back. fin's not wedding look.

[jame7t]

how come my dashboard smells weird

[cryptotheism]

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