[showerthoughts-lol]

When medication says "do not operate heavy machinery" they're probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[cursedpossums]

heres a possum i found in my trashcan its the best photo ive ever taken

HOLY SHIT

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[pizzaotter]

I fucking lost it here

[daleks-never-muse-deactivated20]

love this so much

[livelistenlove]

lmao

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fanonical]

molly: what if we don't chuck the gnomes out of the garden?

molly: what if we gave them a corner to themselves and they could do all the weeding for me in return?

[fanonical]

neville: yeah so my nan dropped me off a bridge because she wanted to see if i was magic

harry: ...mate. that's not ok

neville: don't all relatives just drop you off a bridge sometimes?

harry: i mean my cousin tried once but like it wasn't ok

[fanonical]

dumbledore: hmm. despite the fact that we think sirius black is targeting harry, when he got into gryffindor's dorms he went straight for weasley.

dumbledore: welp, time to not think about that too hard and just go back to running the school!

dumbledore: (by running the school i mean teaching dirty limericks to the sorting hat)

[fanonical]

ron: if my patronus is a weasel i'm gonna fucking riot

[catchymemes]

[fanonical]

fred and george’s first word, said in perfect unison, was mayhem

[sayssnape]

snape: the ocean is a soup.

dumbledore:

dumbledore: do elaborate.

snape: what is needed for something to be a soup?

dumbledore: uh... water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally i prefer some meat in mine.

dumbledore:

snape: the ocean is a soup.

dumbledore: the ocean is a soup

[xinrest]

I hate this body. I want to tear it to shreds.

[sayssnape]

snape: what doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed.

[fanonical]

hermione: i know everything

harry: what's the purpose of tea leaves in divination

hermione: i know most things

[fanonical]

harry: i nicked some death eater robes from malfoy, let's go in undercover as really short death eaters

ron: awesome. wait, won't they be able to hear from our voices that we're a bunch of kids?

harry: no. because i'm gonna be doing a batman voice the whole time.

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[best-shower-thoughts]

People who find stray cats - and then keep them as outdoor cats - are likely sharing their outdoor cat with several other neighbors who think the same thing. (source)