I'm a filthy RP elf

18+ only. Vore/Soft Things/NSFW may lurk within. Ya'll been warned, children.

[captainbluestartalron]

Can you make a top 10 preds list? (OCs and canon characters are allowed)

Hmm, well alright. I don’t really see many canon characters as vore material, but we’ll see what I come up with.10: Link (Yes, you know the Link I mean)9: Humans (Vanilla, but the middle of the road can still be pretty darn good)8: Villians with an odd likable side to them7: All potentially carnivorous demi-humans not on this list6: My own character Blue, I see the elf eating quite a lot, even though I designed him to be both pred and prey5: Vampires4: Mermen3: Octomen2: Elves (They’re my thing, obviously)1: Nagas (Which... actually are elves in the lore of my world, they’re different enough to warrant their own slot though.)Bare in mind this is my personal opinion, which most likely is different than yours.

[girl-trying-to-escape-reality]

REBLOG AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

Let’s get to know each other  

You’re perfect

I want you to notice me

Definite GF/BF material

I think you’re attractive 

 Let’s have a netflix and pizza night

I think of you sometimes

I have a crush on you 

I’m in love with you

 message me?

 Let’s travel somewhere

Coffee date?

 I wanna cuddle with you

 I’d kiss you

 your blog is perfect

 follow me please

 post a selfie

tell me what you think about me

give me a shoutout

I admire you

[captainbluestartalron]

Uhh... 13?

[ampervadasz]

Bear !

[mushj1]

うっそ…これ、犬！！？(΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)！？

[the-prolefeed]

@occupyingvenus

[jaunes-hoodie]

I believe the official term is “Floofer”

[captainbluestartalron]

For people with cynophobia, it’s known as the “Living Hairball of Doom”.

[cockvorer]

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of your prey squirming in delight as they are sucked down your cockhole. It’s so nice when you can just start to feel their head or feet enter your balls for the first time, plopping them down into a pool of your own cum. They may get a little scared so just remember to reassure them, and if they feel like they need to leave, do them the favor of cumming them out. Prey are our food but they’re just as important as we are! Treat your prey with respect and care and you’ll get so many uses out of them!

[micromacromine]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… this is… so… sweet???

This is so R-rated sexy and so G-rated sweet.

“Squirming in delight” YES

“Reassure them [when they enter your balls]” YES–like put a hand around your balls and give yourself a bit of a squeeze to let me know that you know I’m nervous but that you’ll take care of me

“Do them the favor of cumming them out” !!!

And the last two sentences… just.. PERF

[captainbluestartalron]

Oh gods yes. I’d die to have a predator give me that experience... mostly because I want to be loved in a weird way, but hey.

[pissvortex]

who plays a video game like undertale and is immediately like yeah cant wait to jack off to this

[matsukamoved-deactivated2017041]

Reblog this if you're into soft vore

[captainbluestartalron]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Please, tag things accordingly. I hate politics, I hate bias, and I also hate hearing about those things. As an independent who thinks both republicans and democrats are heavily flawed to a detriment, tag political things so they can be properly filtered by my tag blocks, ok? I am tired of seeing all these people whining and crying about people not voting, but I already made up my mind not to vote. If I was, I’d vote republican just to spite all those annoying vote beggars, and I am gay myself!

[methylphenidate-already-taken]

Hello yes I am in a supper pred mood rn I want to swallow some cute prey after ruffling their hair and kissing them on the forhead help.

[captainbluestartalron]

I want in on this, a lonely boy like me needs some actual happiness in his day.

[captainbluestartalron]

You ever feel like a minority within a minority that’s already a part of another minority? Yeah, I’m having a bad day.

[chubberbaria]

my main goal in life is to high five or hug one of those sonic mascots in japan

[captainbluestartalron]

Amen to that.

[fronomo]

To celebrate 1K followers, we’re doing an art raffle!

One like = one entry One reblog = two entires

At 11:59 PM (Pacific time) on the 29th, I’ll be choosing three people to receive a 1-character sketch of whatever they’d like(commission rules still apply to sketches)! I’ll be contacting people through DMs, so please be sure I am able to do so! If a winner does not respond within 24 hours, I will randomly choose an alternate winner.

Good luck! \o/

[captainbluestartalron]

Count me in.

[msix6]

fuck my drawings i still consider this my best work

[vorey-arts]

Would you let people hide and play video games inside you? Seems like a pleasant way to hide.

Hahahah… my stomach can only take so much… if you’re gentle than sure!

[captainbluestartalron]

Oh don't worry, I'll try and be as gentle as possible, I only play games that make me happy... most of the time.

[captainbluestartalron]

Been a while since I did a text post. SUPER PINGAS

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

Men get pegged as shallow a lot, but in my real life experience, women are more shallow than men. 

A lot of the men I’ve talked to don’t care if a woman has some extra weight, or is taller than them, or doesn’t have flawless skin. And even more men prefer women who don’t wear a lot of make up. (Not that I’m saying make up is bad, I love make up.)

I’ve noticed a lot of women, on the other hand, won’t date guys who are shorter than them (that’s a really popular one), or they have some other physical standard they expect. 

Yet we ostracize men who have standards and applaud women who do. Those men are shallow while those women are strong independent “don’t need no man” types. 

The hypocrisy is pretty amusing, to say the least.

[autistic-infp]

To me, a deep irony of being autistic is 70% of the time I don’t get other people’s sarcasm, but 80% of the time other people don’t get my sarcasm.