CaptainBob

im 18 Tampa, Florida. i play lacrosse, longboard, and surf. i smoke and drink.

[anthropomorphizing]

[gemmacorrell]

[extramadness]

More quotes here

[jakeperaltz]

[pr1nceshawn]

[buddhasluck]

What is life after reading these.

[hyperfixation-stations]

Well that fucked me up

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[cactustuck]

[fuks]

[389]

like he got snatched from a horror flick

[obviousplant]

Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

[playingwiththesquirrels]

[ruinedchildhood]

2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.

[maisonderriere]

[bluesey]

[ladystilts]

How homophobes should be treated honestly.

[sundayyymorningsss]

I love how she knows as soooon as his earrings come off, it’s goin motha fuckin doooown!

[lez-get-weird-deactivated201609]

“Tip your waitress”

[bando--grand-scamyon]

LAWD HAMMERCY I NEED TO START LOOKING AT THIS LOL

[vashamalenkaya-deactivated20200]

Lafayette is perfect!

[ghoulgaara]

THIS DRAGGING WAS LEGENDARY

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport

[did-you-know]

Environmental activist Jadav Payeng started planting trees on a barren Indian sandbar in 1979 when he was 16 years old. Today he lives in the forest he planted, which covers over 1,300 hundred acres and is home to rhinos, tigers, deer, apes and elephants. Source

[subtubitles]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

nothin like a delicious bowl of cat in the morning

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

3000 notes and not a single “eating pussy” joke. im proud of u guys

[snorlaxatives]