Hello, my name is Captain Grant Curly! I am the Captain of the Pony Express Type-F freighter 0926WO Class C, also known as "The Tulpar" and I will be posting during the voyage. Due to this, I may take a moment to respond to any interactions!
This is my first time on Tumblr and I am greatly looking forward to meeting others. 😊
Also, I am not entirely well versed in the World Wide Web, so I apologize for any errors due to this! I've never had a 'blog' before, but Daisuke mentioned our company issued devices could access certain sites such as this one and it seemed many of the crew was intrigued. He helped me set up an account so I could monitor the crew's activity and ensure no authorized information was leaked.
Still getting used to the site's layout and functions. Any help is greatly appreciated!
OOC INFORMATION:
yoo my name's mike or jesse [he/him] ! obviously, i am not curly. do not talk to him like he is me and vice versa. no hard age interaction restrictions but i'd prefer you be 15-16+ due to the content involved, thanks
asks are so so appreciated i will jump with glee and joy
TW !!!!
Curly frequently dissociates and experiences de-realization and this may be mentioned.
Curly is morally grey, and he may condone and enable harmful actions. This does not reflect my views at all.
⸝⸝ ⁽⁽ ROLEPLAY INFORMATION
this blog is a parody blog of Captain Grant Curly from mouthwashing, and is pre-crash. It's meant to be read as if he has gained access to the internet, which means posts will not contain actions. I'm not used to tumblr roleplay whatsoever, and outside of it I'm a semi-lit - novella roleplayer. Totally cool with private roleplays and such!
This Curly is: Born in Scotland, later moving to live in Michigan. He's a big fan of winter sports and things related to cowboys and westerns! He likes jazz and country music, weightlifting, and anything to do with aerospace and aviation. Only wanted to be a pilot but was saddled into the role of Captain alongside it. Has been with Pony for 15 years.
Has a daughter named Lena from a past marriage.
Has DPD + DPDR . Undiagnosed for both, believes the extent of his mental problems is some mild anxiety disorder and maybe a touch of depression.
Well versed in slashers due to Jimmy watching them, but doesn't particularly like them. Enjoys westerns, rom coms, and romantic films in general.
Used to model.
Favorite MLP characters are Applejack, Shining Armor and Princess Celestia.oy-jimmy
Hey Curly… it’s been a while. Can you give us some updates?
Additional: have you ever broken any bones?
Ha-ha! It has been quite some time. I've been very busy running the ship, unfortunately. Not much has happened. Holidays have come and gone! We celebrated Christmas here on the Tulpar and New Years. It is hard to keep track of time here so little things like celebrating holidays keep everyone's spirit up (and keep everyone sane, LAUGHING-OUT-LOUD.)
Topic: Broken Bones
Unfortunately, I have indeed broken a few! One big one was on a skiing trip. Spent the night in the ER and everything. Still have to adjust for it in my workouts!
Hey! Maybe going to stay here since my last favorite blog……. Let’s say I did something to them? Anyways! How it up space what’s the biggest change from earth!? Have you visited any space colonies?
What was that about the other blog..? 😥
Would love to hear back about that.. but in the meantime, the biggest change from earth? I think one of the things people have trouble acclimating to is the confinement of the ship. I'm afraid I can't give the best answers as I'm used to the voyages now, hell, I must spend more time on the Tulpar than on earth, ha-ha!
As for visiting space colonies.. we don't exactly have much time after our shipment has been delivered to linger. I spend most of my time when we are not delivering on Earth with my family and Jimmy. Although! I did once have to stay for an extended period on a colony in the United Treaty, the Asphodel Terminal-78, when we had some minor repairs that needed to be conducted.
"Captain, Captain!! There's gonna be a shooting star in a couple of days and its a once in a lifetime thing and-"
{She rambles for the next five minutes.}
-@specialgalofthetulpar
"Uh.. wow." He replies with a soft grin coming to his lips - crows feet coming along to crinkle alongside them, languid lilt to the words as he took a moment to contextualize them. "That definitely sounds interesting. Maybe we could have a crew get together to watch it?"
"Tell you what.." Curly clasped his hands in his lap, thumbing over his knuckle. "Let me know more about it later and I'll see what I can do, mate."
captain, like, i found the craziest video of you... i didn't know you used tiktok! and i didn't know you were uh. doing content like that either! but don't worry, i like, totally support 😎
Whatever you saw please forget about it, Daisuke! I need to make ends meet somehow. That.. kind of content pays quite well, unlike Pony Express.
captain, what if skibidi toilet was real and we all turned into characters... who do you think would be cameramen and the skibiditoilets??? like, i TOTALLY think jimmy would be a skibiditoilet... like, the normal ones. skibidi jimmy. doesn't that rhyme perfectly, cap? that's like, pretty fire. oh and, what nickname would YOU have if you were a skibiditoilet? uhh, like.. skibidi curly? it rhyme, so i guess that's fine.. or like, skibidi captain. skibidi cappy? to make it rhyme? or skibicurly. that's like, totally tight! and what do you think you would be? would you be a skibidi toilet or a cameraman? i think i'd be a cameraman. i think, like, being a cameraman is totally fire. do you watch skibidi toilet, captain? i think you'd totally dig it. like, we could all watch it together! don't you think we could all be skibidi together? we could blow up a lotta things and we could, like, totally overthrow pony express and turn it into skibidi express. i think. do you think we could do that, cap? i think so, if we work hard enough. oh, and also, captain, speaking of skibidi toilet, i clogged the toilet. where can i find the plunger?
I'm afraid I don't know much about skibidi toilet. 😅 Maybe you could tell me about it? Or we could have a viewing of it during one of our weekly movie nights!
Questions: What is the difference between a skibidi toilet and a cameraman? How do the two relate? It's difficult for me to decide between the two if I don't know.
I do agree that 'skibidi jimmy' does infact rhyme quite well. Also, if we overthrow Pony Express we need to have quite a plan! I think our first order of business should be purchasing better ply toilet paper.
Also... you what?
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