i wanna live out somewhere quiet where my partner can chase me around the house/yard and fuck me where they catch me. of course with a lil wrestling
this 100% includes me chasing them and pinning them to the ground so i can ride them hard
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i wanna live out somewhere quiet where my partner can chase me around the house/yard and fuck me where they catch me. of course with a lil wrestling
this 100% includes me chasing them and pinning them to the ground so i can ride them hard
The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
That is the host
Kitty isn’t allow outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
SHE LOOKS SO SAD
Коты, которым забыли рассказать про гравитацию
Коты, которым забыли рассказать про гравитацию
When cats push things off tables and shelves, they’re looking for gravitational weak spots. When they find them, they do this.
For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad
Nope.. wagging tails means anger or irritation in cat body language.
hey y’all, hope you don’t mind me stepping in!
you’re both right :) a wagging tail means the cat is highly stimulated (think coiled spring, ready to go off). depending on the situation, this can be interpreted differently - just like people can smile nervously at job interviews vs. happily grin at friends.
in most cases, it’s safe to interpret overstimulation as ‘you’re doing something to amp up the cat & it wants you to stop’ (ex. unwanted petting). it should be seen as a warning; all that pent-up energy COULD be released as a swat or bite.
BUT in this case, that tail-wagging ‘frustration’ is the stimulation that comes from problem-solving (where can I jump? is it safe to go here?) and the excitement of play. it’s good to be wary of ‘cute’ animals vids, but this seems like an unproblematic video!
I’d like to add to this–just look at world-famous box-loving cat, Maru, who wags his tail every time he stuffs his body into a box or other small object. He’s clearly not about to attack the person behind the camera! It’s definitely based on stimulation, but more to the point of “ahhh FINALLY I’ve gotten into the small space, now how do I get the rest of me inside”:
i love everything about cats ever always
prince zuko got you all out here thinking every dark haired antagonist boy is gonna do right in the end when zuzu was the exception not the rule
I really wish it weren’t though? I think it’s really telling that a lot of people like redemption arcs because we want to see people be good despite their pasts. The fact that there are so little redemption arcs in media is very upsetting because it just sends the message that people can’t change which we know is not true. I absolutely don’t mean this for characters like Kylo Ren though lol
Redemption arcs are hard and Zuko’s was successful for a couple of reasons:
1) Zuko wasn’t the worst character in the Fire Nation. From really early on it was shown that, compared to Zhao, Azula, and other Fire Nation leaders, Zuko was consistently more noble. He tried to be a good person and do the right thing, even when doing so led to him suffering for his actions.
2) Zuko suffered for his mistakes. He suffered when he turned away from Iroh, he suffered when he betrayed Iroh, and he suffered even after his face turn. There were consequences for his mistakes; he didn’t get off scot free because his childhood was hard. He was still held accountable by the narrative and made to take responsibility for the wrongs he did.
3) Zuko made tangible amends to the people he hurt. He rescued Hakoda, helped Katara get closure, and became Aang’s firebending master. He put in work to make up for the things he did and rebuild bridges with his new allies.
Most redemption narratives fail because the guilty party is guilty of much greater crimes than failing to capture the hero, never works to make amends, and never suffers for their mistakes. You wanted to see Zuko redeem himself because he had the capacity, wanted to do the work, and paid dearly for his mistakes.
you’re right and you should say it
So, trying out a new pet-name, I decided to call my wife “Vanilla Bean”– just giving it a go because vanilla is my favorite flavor and beans are cute and she’s my favorite and also cute.
Now, apparently “Vanilla” is plain and boring and baby did not appreciate being called plain and boring, and so here is a list of the pet names she’s given me in last few minutes:
- My saltine cracker
- The concept of Kansas
- My dearest manila folder
- That beige color they paint offices
- Bleached white rice
- You blank word document, you
- My perfect suburbs Republican
- Tap water
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ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.
Sounds like college
there was a guy in my college who I would see every Friday walking around dressed in a perfect Thor costume: the suit, the hammer, the long blond hair, and even a perfectly flowy red cape
nobody batted an eye
The other day I took Aster out on the patio while I did some reading for class. [Description: Photo 1: Aster, a grey tabby cat, laying on the concrete patio with a harness and leash. Photo 2: A photo of me smiling, wearing glasses and a tank top, in my galaxy print hammock.] #gradschool #AsterSmock #queer #trans #genderqueer (at Southern Illinois University Carbondale) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPKB3JhJQ6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=166h2hrvt2hj7
back in the subaru
wait I always assumed this guy was a girl
Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.
I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body
There’s an Entire Video that breaks down Chris’s stance on gender, and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in years.
we can’t talk about chris fleming and gender without mentioning his hit single, “I’m afraid to talk to men”
I saw his show live one of the best lines was “I’m not a man or a women, I’m a show pig”
me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
He’d been lurking about for days now, this shadow thing. It used to scare me, terrify me straight into insomnia. But it had just stood there the whole time. Now it seemed part of the furniture, if I’m being honest.
I started talking to it. Probably not my best idea, I’ll give you that, but it’s not like I had anyone else around. I would tell it about my day as I readied for bed. Jeff was a dick at the meeting this morning. Had the best hot dog off the best cart in the city for lunch. SIX reports due by Friday? Kellen must be trying to kill me. I even wished it good night. And it just stared, with its glowing red eyes.
One night, I had to stay late at the office. Really late. Remember those six reports? They turned into fifteen. And if I didn’t get them done for this major client, it was my head on the HR guillotine. So I stayed late. I ended up crashing on the sofa in the break room and woke up to more work on my desk. That was Thursday morning. I had to get this all done by Monday.
On Friday night, around ten, I decided to go home and get some real sleep before going back to the office to finish this insane task. And then I felt it. Something was here with me and it wasn’t the janitor.
I looked in the corner and there were those eyes again, surrounded by shadow. I sighed. I really didn’t have time for this, not here.
“Ain’t you got shit to do?” I snapped, walking to the break room for yet more coffee. So much for going home to sleep.
A growling sound, then a deep, rasping voice said, “I miss you.”
I stopped. “What do you mean, you miss me? Aren’t you a demon or something?”
“You didn’t come home. I’ve been worried. What are you doing here?”
We’d never conversed like this. It was almost comforting, like a friend would be.
“I’m working, man. I’ve got a big client coming on Monday and Kellen put all these damn reports on my desk and if I don’t get them done, I’m probably gonna get fired.” I ranted as I took off my tie and ran my fingers through my hair.
The demon paused, thinking. It moved slowly around the room, taking it all in.
“Do you want me to eat Kellen?” it suddenly asked.
I laughed, “No, don’t eat Kellen. It’s not really his fault.”
“Then what shall I do?”
I sighed and considered. What could a shadow demon do to help me?
“Do you know anything about graphic design and marketing?”
It paused its roaming. “I ate an artist’s soul, once.”
“Good enough. Just sit behind me and tell me what looks good.”
On Monday morning, the company landed the client, I got a raise, and arranged it so I could work from home two days a week. We moved to a bigger flat two months later. It makes cinnamon pancakes on Saturdays.
I love this honestly
“I ate an artist’s soul, once.”
“Good enough.”
Zuko’s scar is different than the typical villain’s scar bc it’s not an ambiguous sign of past violence but an explicit symbol of his father’s abuse - rather than making him seem tougher for no reason it shows that at his heart he’s just a traumatized child and not a villain at all. In this essay I will
Famous Canonical A-Spec Characters
Monkey D. Luffy, the protagonist of One-Piece, the best-selling manga ever in history.
Valentina “Voodoo” Dunacci, a side-character in the TV show Sirens.
Jughead Jones, a world-famous character from the classic comic series Archie.
Raphael Santiago, a major character in the popular TV show Shadowhunters.
Todd Chavez, the deuteragonist of the popular animated cartoon Bojack Horseman.
Maya, a playable character from global-renown videogame franchise Borderlands.
Daryl Dixon, a main character from the popular TV show The Walking Dead.
Daud, the villain protagonist from the popular video game franchise Dishonored.
Victoria Hawking, the hero protagonist in a new, acclaimed British screenplay Mrs Hawking, about a widow who acts as an undercover paragon of justice for fellow London women.
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Unpacking happily halted by this happy cat! [Pictured is Aster, laying in cat loaf form with her eyes closed. She's sitting on the couch futon with a soft blanket with numerous stuffed animals. ] #AsterSmock #emotionalsupportanimal #wow #catbabe #catloaf
Not your average bathroom stall graffiti. Pictured is a teal bathroom stall door with the words: "You are important (heart)." #bathroom #bathroomgraffiti #youareimportant #mackinacisland #mackinac (at Mackinac Island, Michigan)