I Belong In A Nursing Home

I'm professor oak and my grandson is gay! Man, bettie white is a hottie! I wonder if she's in the Plaza! (Pokemon Plaza Crack Professor Oak)

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dingle dayle you are gayle.

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Great scott, that's a big dick for a Squirtle! Jesus Christ, it's bigger than my head! Who let the radiation out again? 

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I’m bored.

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write a poem about me

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So gay are, mister Touya. Your dick is small, your erection not standing very tall. Your as gay as a boy in May.

I’m only starting!

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I will destroy you,old man. 

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You forgot that I'm a ninja.

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I’m bored.

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write a poem about me

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So gay are, mister Touya. Your dick is small, your erection not standing very tall. Your as gay as a boy in May.

I'm only starting!

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I'm bored.

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P̡̡̨̡̡̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛̙̯͎̹̻̼̳̙̣̥̣̣͓͉̱̩̯̥͈̲̜̫̥͍̻̠͔̟̮̖̰̜̮̩͇̠̞̺̰̗̻̘̬̯͓̰͔̤̗̘̟̱̙͔̩͔̻̺̜̭̖̩͚̹͕̼̳̫͈͈͔͖̟̻̪̝͍͓͙̰̯̭̫̖͖͖̤̊̒͆̾̎̓̿͌̐̄͒̉͛̆̾̂̐̉̒̿̇̌̒̐͌̃͐̃̎̍̒̅̍͐̆͗͒̽̍̒̍̋͊̾̄́̌̈́̇̿̑͑̐̉͐͛̓̄́̾́̑͋̊́̒̐̀̐̓̋̈́́̃̎̀̽̈́̀̿́̂̓̇̈̕̚̕̕̚͘͘͠͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅƠ̢̢̨̧̢̧̢̛̛͕͚̼̳̝͖̱̞̝̳̳̣̜̬̹̬͓͚̣̝̮͔̳̯̗̝̮̠͇͕͈͎̳̲͔͍̬͕͇̗͙̥̼͚̲͇͖̼͍͕̲͇̳̙̟̱̼̲̖͕͖̘̱̥͔͚̺̥̬̝̣̗͈̯͎̠̖̭͈̦̥͓̱̰̙̘͍͇͎̣̌̀̈́̾͗̈́͆͆̊̾̏͛͗̐͋̆̉̈͌͗̊̒̃̆́̍̌̽̿͆̾̈̂̄̎͊̇̆̆̒́̄̊̏̒̀́͋̔͛̍̉̿͛̽͗͆̏̂͐̀͋͛͑͛̉̉̄͂̆̉̀̓̑̓̿̏̍̍̋̎̐̉̄͘̕̚̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅȨ̢̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̛̛̖̹̞̮̜̯͍̯͕̭̣͇̼̻̳̖͔̝͚̥̠͍͉̤͇̗͕̣͚̤͙͕͇͎̝̥̣̗̱͙̞̥̝̼͔͓͎͇̳͈̜̤̠̳̗̯̫͙̰͈̳͓̭̟̮͕̯̘̲̣͚͓̱̫͖͓̻͍̦̠͉̹̖͎̫̈̐͐̉̓̋̈́̆̂͗̈́̽̅̿̄́̈́̍͛̓̃̂̈́̉̀̌͂̋͗̑̽̈́̈́́̒̐̑͂̆͋͗̊̾́͛̀̆̀̉̂͌͗̂͐̒̆̆͂̾́̉̀̿̈͐̌̒̈́͛͂̒͒̐̅̕̚̕̕̕̕͘̕͘̕̚̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅṀ̧̧̡̧̨̧̛̛̛̩̙̯̟̰̗͔̩̥͓̯̙̞͖̯̭̪͎͙̘͉͎͈͇̤̥͚̬̦͉̳̞͔̼̤̬̜͈͖̠͖̭̣͔̩̫̯̣̙̺̥̪̪̗̝̱̜̫̺̣̬̰̫̳̩̯͍͙̯͎̣̤͖̺̭̟͚͕̙̳̻̣̩̭͖̱̫̘͚͆̃̽͆̿̇̑̔̌̽͆͂̋͂̏̌̄̀̓͑́̔͗̓̽́̾̎́͆̀͋͑̋̒̀̀̾̑̿̎̀̓̀̅̊̀̍̀̄͒́̍̒̋͆̆̎͊̋̍̀̍̾̅͌́͑̌̈̋̂͌͐̆̍͗̀̈́̽̏́́͘̚̚̕̕̕͘͘̕̕͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅͅŞ̧̧̢̨̨̡̡̡̢̛̛̫̮̩̤̜͕̙̺̱̗̻̪̣̬̬͖̜̥̯̬͉͉̩̲͚̹̜͎̞̪͎̥̲̝͎̤̙͇̺̳̹̹͔̗̥͈͍͉̹̻̦͔̺̯͖̠͕̗̲̞͎͎̟̗͕̠̲̙̭̱̼̺͎͍̲̬͙̳̭͖̰͔̹͎̘̋̍́̍̽́̈̀̈́̊̋̃̈̂̐͗͆̉̉̾̊̅͊́̇͒̍̄͋͆́͗̌̑̏͌͌͑̉͋̉̐͑̀̂͒̄͂͒̄̊̓͐̾̍̆͑͑͆̽̀͒̂͌̒̿̎̔̊̑́̎̂̃͂͊̓̉̇͐̑́͘͘̕̚͘̕̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅP̡̢̨̧̢̡̢̛̜͕͇̲̗̪̥̖͖̲̹͓̙͖̪̣̖̘̥̪̣͔͕̗̟̩̻̭̮̹͚̰̖͕̝͇̜̟̼̳̼̲͓͓̖̗̹̫̬̝̺̥͕̼̩̱̞̞̘̟̻͈̬̫̲̟͇͉̺̝͚̬̥̜̠͎̗̥͈̱̤̹̳͎̱̩̫͔̗͇͒̌̽̇̐̍̐̈́͗̿͗͗͌̐̔͗̿̀̂͂͑͒̄̔̅̾̎̂̒̽̅͆̔̄̈͆̈́̽́̇̔̇̐͑̓̂͋͗͊̂͌̒́̈́̒̆̔͑͆̓̐̃͂͐̈́̄̓̇̔͑̆̿̾̏́̄̏̿̂̓͂̂́͌̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝Ơ̧̢̧̨̨̢̢̨̢̧̫͈̭̙̗̭͖̦̰̖̩͎̞͇̙͔͍͉̜̰̯̬̗̥̳̳̘͔̫̲͍͖̰̭̯̤̤̲͈̫̞̩͍̮͉͕͇̯̠̰̩̥̞͓͈̯̜͓̝̗̻̖͈̖̮̬̦̪͎̩̫̝̺̤̣̭͇̺͎̯͙̪͈̤͗̏̀́̑̄̑̍̽͗̈́̐͊͊̋̑͛̄͛̄̂̑̇̃̇͛̓̑̇͒̎̋̌̈́̃̆̂̔̄̆͑̑͂̓̑̋̃́̊͊̄͗̀̈́͌̎̔̂̿̂̍̐̈́̈́̋̽͆͊͒̐̍̃͐̅̄̂͂̔̌̾̄͑̾͘̕͘̚̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅE̡̡̧̨̧̡̨̧̧̢̨̢̨̛̛̻͚̰͖͙̪͍̪̥̬͇̟̙͍̰͈̠̼͚̮̻͓̝̻͍͍͚̻͓͈̤̙̹͔̲̗̫̱̳͇̣̮̭̤̺̲̝͖͙̟̜͉͉̙͕̝̪̝͈͖͙͉̣̯̟͓̭̘̲͙̗̹͉͖̗̺̟̪̯̩̳̫͉͚̻̗͑͛̆͂̓̆͊̈̿̀̇̋͌̀͂̈̌̏̐͂̃͗̈́́̏̅̃͂̐͆́̅̉̐̈́̓́̃̆̉̑̾̒̀̌͑̄̂͐̽̇̎͒̇̇̓̍̍͒̓̂͌̀̉̒͑͐̑̄̌̌̊̇̐͋͑̀̀̊̈́͘̚̚̚̚͘̚̚̚̚͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅM̧̧̢̡̨̡̢̨̨̛̛̺̪͚͍̩͇̘̖͉̻̳̪̮͍͇̤͈̘̯͎͕̮̟̦̞͎͇͉̯̺̗͙̱̟̝͍̖͔̦̳͈̻̮̞̳̘̲̼͍͙͔̤̰͍̱̩͍̖̥̝̳̱̰̼̲̙͖͕̣̺͎̲͕̞̰̺̪͕̞̻̱̮̤̻̻̠͐͗͗̆̈̉̏̊̉͊́͗͛̐̔͛̑͌̊̀͐̽̓͋̐͛̉̓̓̒̓̐͐͋͛̾̓̒͛͋̽̀̍̀͌͋͛̎̉̈́̔͌̄̈́̀̋̐̀͑͑̓̔̇̑̐̀̍̋̊̀̈̈̽̓̾̎̇̽̏̎̾͐̒̇͊̓͆̆̕͘͘̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̨̢̨̢̨̨̢̨̡̧̛̛͙̣͖̮̦̙̰͖̪̤̞͉͍̪̠̫͇̠̪̖̟͉̠̺͉̫̜͓̦͕̩̘̻̼͓̹̱͓̪̺̻̙̪̜̙̬̺̩͇͙̜͉͙̜̩̥͎̙̼͈͍̗͈̰̰̻͇̞̣̦̙͎̼̺͓̣̠̹̼̺͈̙̗͓̟͍͇̎̀͗́̀̅̓̃̎͊̔̌̈́̀̆̏̍̐̿̆̏̂̅̆̌͂̉̆́͌̓̌̃͒̓̏͂̀̈́́͂͛́̊̈́͑̀͋͂͊̀̈́̌͌̊́͌̽́̎̂̌̅͋̒͊̓̎̒̀͗͆͗̊̊͐̎̽̋̑̿͘͘̚̕̚̕̕̕͜͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͠͝ͅͅP̧̢̡̧̨̡̢͕͙̟̗̥̯͎̟̦̬͓͔̗̜̼̠̱͕̯̩̥͙̺͚̗̳͔͙̣͎̝̠̥̮̝͔̪̞͉̠̝͉̳̦̝̺͈̥̯̬̖͍͉̥͙̤̳̣̣̼̻̳͎͖̲͇̣̦̫̘̤͈̞̭̳̳̹͖͍̯̯̥̪̺̥̹͎̈́̉̀̍͗́̈̇͛̈̔̿̉̒̀͛͋̈́̃̽͛̊͋̇̋̿͒̑̌̋͐͋͆̈́̈́̋̂̿̈́͒͊̽̅̎̿́͊͑́̌̄͗̃͋̎̊͂̓̄̾͋̾́̀͆͊̽́́́͐̅̿̌̉͗̏̀͛̋̃̓̃̾̉̚͘̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅƠ̡̧̨̢̨̧̨̢̛̛̩̯̦͈̮̹͈͍̦͓̦̞̭̦͖͖̳̰̮̜̝̟͖̺͈̤͉̲͔͙̠̫͍͕̬̫͖͚͉̳̤̰̝͕͎̙̥̣̱͎̤͚̱̤̝̞͖̲̫̳̭̣͔͎̜͇̱̬̣̤̠̼͔̭͎̪͕̗̩̱̩̦̠̭̯͕̦͐͋͗̌̾̃͂̈́̒̔̒͂̐̾̎̆͒̀̀̈́̍̀̀̀́̌͒̋͐͗́̃͌͑͛̀̑̀̇͑͛͌̏̈́͌͗͗͂̆̈́̋̊̿̓̑͑͑̓̂͛̔̏̇̉͛́̊̽̂̆͋̆̐̐̍̿͂̀̈̾͒̈́̔͊̅̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅË̢̨̢̧̡̧̧̨̨̛̛̛̛̫̱̳͓͚͇̝͎̯̳͕̰̜̜̰̤̦͎̝̠̹̜̬͉̼̤̲̣̭̭̥͚̝͕̥̯̻̞̝̙̜͎̘̲̯̠̖͕̙̮͎̱͍̮͍̯͇̦̱͍̯̭̻̮̯̬̗̯͚͕̠̙̮͚͙̮͔̱̘͚͇̩̫̼̻̞̬̤̣̘͔́̊͆̏̀̅̔̈́̆̒͑̅͆͌͛͌̈́̇̃̆̆͒̓̀̽̉̐̊̽͑̅̽͗̒̓̂̿͌̄̈́́͆̍͑̿͆̃͛̾̈́͛͌̅̌̈̊͛̋͋̓̃̌́̿͊̌̊̿̏̓̇̒͊̽̈́̑͑͐͘̕͘̚̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠M̨̢̨̡̢̧̨̢̢̢̖͔̣͖̙̠͔̬̤̠̹̱̯̲͍̳͔͓̰̭̫͎̦̥̘͉̩̮̠̮̠͎̞̳̗͚͖͎̣̰̺̮͍̹͙̰͙̫̖̞̺͙̟̖̲̳̺̳̹̯̺̝̲̦̤̫̰̬̹̲̠̲͎̜̗̬͓͇̞̰̠͇̙̥̠̖̹͈̔͋̄͗̈̿̃̈̋͐͋̾̈́̓̈́̊͂͂͛̐̂̌́́̍̃̃̓̉͒̈́̓̌̾̽͐̊́̐͊͒̔̀̇̌͛͊̎̀̆̉͋͒̀̄͐̆̂́̾̈́̂̾̃͛̔̀͂͒̓͋̊̓̿̽̿͒̂͗̀̚̚̚͘̕̕̕̕̕̚̕̚̕̚͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅS̡̨̡̢̨̢̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̻͇̮̹̗̩̬̝̲̘̻̜̠͙̙̮̬̩̦̦̻̥̫͇̠̝̗̣̦͓͎̙̼̺͇͍̹̗̭̣̤̲̭̳̦̝̩͈͔̟̝̺̙̯̳͚̘̟̝̖͉̠̩̬͎̠̲̲̖̼̯̙̝͖͎̙̗͔͖̮̥̼̘̫̤͖̺̈́̿̈́͗͆͗̋̔̅̈́͋͆̈́͛̄̄̇̅̃̑̃̅̈̀͑̇́̓̇͊͗̓̑̈́͊̀̓̈́̀̌́̈́̏̽̎̎̾̇́̀̄̋̆̍̿͑͋͆̄̈̈́̀̎̐̆͒͆̃̃̉̈̽̌̈́̃̅̿̐͊͂́̔̕̕̚̚̕̕̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͠ͅͅͅ'̨̢̢̢̢̢̛̛̛̥̱͕̹̟̼̺̦͓̫͍̭̯͎̘̲͕̯̩͈̗̙̤̪͕̮͙͈͇̩͎̗̹̭̜̠͈̯͍̰̲̯͙̠̞̙̣̭͇̲͔̭̻͎͙͍̦̼̺͙̤̲̲̘̞̬̱̖̝̤̥̪̞̣͖̖͙̼͈͓̪͇͓͔͙̬̫͓̹̞̦͛͐͑̋̀̄͐͋̌̓̀̑̉̔͌͂͂̊͗͊͊͋̓̀̓͐̾́͗͑́̈̿̍͋̀̾̐̇͂̊̒͐̋̔̒͐͛̒̀͋̑̓̈́̎̈̈͂̓͌̽̈́͂̈́͂̂̿́̑́̓̆̍̇̓͆̒̈́̌̈́̋̊̈̄͌̄̋̚̚͘͘͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅ ̡̧̢̨̨̨̛̛̰͙̮̗̼̳͎̯̯̠̱̘͇̙͉̻͙̺͔͍̲̣͉̙͖̖̜̦̹̫̞̮͚͍̜̙̺̺̻̬͎̩͓͚̟̺͓̺̱̰̯̲̹̟͈̼̠̦̪̤̠̼̺̙̮̰̬̮̬̰̻̣̻̱̱̳͚̗̤̟͇̯͈̼̝̱̟̮̫͆͊̒͑̑̈́̄̉̉̽̈́̽̉̀̀͆̾̉̈́͛͐̒͆͆̋̃̈́̓͑̎͒͂̋̀̎̏͒͛̆̎͂̂̈́̅̆̎̃̽͂̓̍̈́͑̃̏͗͊̀͆͌͒̓̇̽̋̌̉͒̏̌̄̀͑̿̆͌̀́̍̾̽̆͂̅̈̕̚̚͘͘̚͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅ

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my name is oak and i might be gay

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"Man, if only life was longer... I could turn the world into a giant and huge poem. Like Arceus probably could." 

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  Looks like that halloween spirit has caught onto you all. *chuckles*

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did you say sp-spirit?

oh ,you mean like.the other type of spirit .oh 

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 OooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOO. Halloween is so spooky isn't it. 

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Wait

little child

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You are little. 

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The only little thing here is 

your

dick

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You must be mistaking mine with yours! If you even posess one of course.. 

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Wait

little child

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You are little. 

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I am not dead, little child. Not yet. 

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AAAH ITS A GHO-

oh

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Looks like that halloween spirit has caught onto you all. *chuckles*

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I am not dead, little child. Not yet. 

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Aye aye aye! It's October! Boy, the days have flown by fast! 

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i have observed that the gayness levels in pp make my ‘kokoro’ go ‘doki doki’

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I know. I feel so moved. We should all embrace the love and gay. For the gay will make us young for all eternity and give us feels which will shine brighter than the sun on a midsummer day like a sunflower blossoming in the day. Oh how beautiful and magical this world is. Such wonders. How are we this lucky to be basking in its glow. Our souls shall rise to the heavens to play in all of its splendor. 

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That was beautiful. -cries-

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*blows into tissue and begins clapping*

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There's a brother now! I cannot believe my great fortune!

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i have observed that the gayness levels in pp make my 'kokoro' go 'doki doki'